IN A CONTEST OF OVER ANALYZING AND COMPLEX THINKING, I TAKE THE CAKE. FUCK WITH MY HEAD AND I WILL PUT A SPELL ON YOU. I AM A SCORPIO. I WAS BLESSED WITH THE TENDENCIES TO BE JEALOUS, AND REVENGFUL. I AM A GOOD COMPANION, NURTURING AND VERY PASSIONATE TOWARDS MUTUAL ARDENCY. PAST AND PRESENT INDIVIDUALS WHO FAIL TO SEE THAT ARE AFFLICTED. I HATE A CLUTTERED HOUSE, THOUGH OFTEN FIND MYSELF DISORGANIZED. I CAN APPRECIATE A GOOD CHILDREN'S BOOK JUST AS WELL AS A GOOD BEER BONG. i HAVE A TENDENCY TO DAYDREAM FOR HOURS ABOUT MY FUTURE, AND AM TURNED OFF MY PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO INCLINATION OR ASPIRATION FOR THEIR OWN GOALS. I HAVE VERY WEIRD DOGS. MY DAY JOB HAS MOLDED ME TO BE PHYSICALLY TOUGH, BUT I AM EASILY AN EMOTIONAL WRECK. I AM LITTERATE AND INTELLIGENT, BUT MAY LACK COMMON SENSE AT TIMES AND AM EASILY DISTRACTED. I AM PERVERTED, LIKE TO BURP IN PUBLIC, AND MAY NOT ALWAYS BE POLITICALLY CORRECT. i NEED EYE CONTACT. I TAKE EFFEXOR, AND GET CRANKY IF I DON'T. FRANK BRUTAL HONESTY IS A TRAIT I POSSESS THAT I OFTEN REGRET IF OVEREXPOSSED OR IF I GET IN TROUBLE. SOMETIMES I FEEL ASEXUAL, I DON'T KNOW WHY. I HATE IT WHEN I DON'T GET WHAT I WANT, I DON'T CARE ABOUT MATERIALS. I PEE A LOT, AND HAVE AN ADDICTION TO DIET COKE. HOMEMADE GIFTS ARE THE BEST. AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE GIVE ME SHIT ABOUT NOT WASHING MY HAIR REGULARLY, I THINK IT LOOKS BETTER THAT WAY. I LIKE TO PLAY CONNECT THE DOTS ON HOMO PIRATES. I AM NATURALLY TAN. I THINK PEIRCINGS AND TATTOOS FEEL GOOD AND I AM A SUCKER FOR THEM TOO.

I LIVE BY: "iTS'S BETTER TO REGRET SOMETHING YOU DID, THAN SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T DO." - RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS "I LOVE A MAN FROM CALIFORNIA, HE'S THE PRETTIEST THING, WE'VE GOT THE SAME DISORDER." - THE DISTILLERS "I WANT TO BE THE GIRL WITH THE MOST CAKE." - COURTNEY LOVE
SOMETIMES IT'S COMFORTING WHEN YOUR LIFE IS OUT OF CONTROL - ME. **

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