into: poop jokes, fart jokes, my dude, accents, signs that say "No Dumping", slang from other countries and their meanings, the $1 vinyl bin at Amoeba, burritos, scotch tape, my wiener dog, coffee, music, gingers, eBay, Jameson, squirrels, sewing, CDs, snugglin, hiking, friends, sushi, movies, wine, flea markets
not into: angular haircuts,
opaque colored fruit drinks,
clear vinyl clothing,
hearing about how the White Stripes changed your life,
pictures of people eating, getting hit in the head, people who honk in tunnels,
caricatures of people with abnormally large heads,
wet paper,
stock footage of obese people on the news.
makes me happy: monkeys!
makes me sad: monkey doo.
hobbies: committing useless quotes to memory.
5 things i can't live without: hot sauce, my music collection, my dog, Xmas lights, and apparently a computer...It doesn't even have to be mine.
vices: Toilet paper. Everytime I say I'm going to quit, I go out and buy more. I'm so weak.
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: being hermitty
gender: SG
occupation: Plow puller
current crush: his feet are WAY too big for his shoes.
stats: Stat: adv. (P) Pronunciation Key (stat) With no delay; at once. adj. Immediate: “Next I want a stat EKG and a chest film”
body mods: I finally received my new brain!!
heroes: Before you call someone a hero, make sure they're dead, so they don't blow it.
gets me hot: a little public manhandling, shows that you care.
favorite position: the reverse truckstop with a turkey backflip, followed by a specialty my dude and I like to call the flaming face dive.
fantasy: shmantasy
sign: Capricorn
most humbling moment: Period related.
i lost my virginity: To a really big ding-dong...oh, and his penis was way big too.
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
I WANT: Friendship.
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
POT: Occasionally
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.
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