Dear David Draiman,

I just saw your house on MTV Cribs. Please invite me over. I would like to hide in the cave in your pool. I would also like to help you eat all the surprisingly impressive food you have in your fridge and drink the copious amounts of alcohol in your bar. Once I have charmed you into drinking too much, I am going to steal your car, and your bike. I really want them. Actually, if you would just let me play with them for a while, then maybe I would not need to do that and we can play in your mirrored canopy bed instead. Or maybe your mirrored shower?!

For the record, I am surprised your band can potentially fill a venue like the Bell Center as headliners, and I am truly not a fan of your music (Down with the Sickness, totally a guilty pleasure though), but I like your style. Please contact me. lol

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In other news, I am finally moving out!!!! I am so excited. Finding a place is kind of hard, but I am moving in with my soulmate lady-wife best friend and we are so damn excited. Currently have dibs on a place, I just hope we get it! FREEDOM, plus a new set!

Wearing what I want without having to calculate how to magically hide all my tattoos keeps getting harder, living with my family keeps getting rougher and I havent worn a bathing suit in 2 years. I CANT WAIT!!!

I am also almost finished my bloody DEC. For you lucky Americans, its the bullshit equivalent of Prep School, after highschool, before university. Its only taken me 5 friggin years!!!! God Im awful. hopefully Ill get into my university program. Hopefully Mr. Draiman will call me before Im all tied up with school though lol

Furthermore, I got a job. Like a real one. YES!



The awesome red head in is my future roomie. YAY!


P.s.: I totally did this event for Jagerettes. I have never felt so unattractive in my life. WHO LOOKS GOOD IN A FLUORESCENT ORANGE, TANGLED, USED WIG????? NO ONE.

Chad Kroeger: FUCK YOU!!!!!

ok, I'm going to be honest, I actually had to GOOGLE his name because that's HOW INSIGNIFICANT YOU ARE YOU SHIT (if he reads this ever).

Right off the bat, I'm pretty sure everyone already hates Nickelback, but in case you didn't...or had a lobotomy...there is new reason to LOATHE this band.


Thank fucking god for a 'hit single' like "Something In Your Mouth":

"Got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body
They say it's over budget, but you'd pay her just to touch it, come on!

Dirty little lady with the pretty pink thong
Every sugar daddy hitting on her all night long
Doesn't care about the money, she could be with anybody
Ain't it funny how the honey wanted you all along!

Crafty little lip tricks, tattoos on her left hip
She's bending as you're spending, there's no end to it, so baby come on!


You're ripping up the dance floor honey
You shake your ass around for everyone
I love the way you dance with anybody
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb

You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth"

*hits the breaks*

In case you need to lose your lunch (if you havent already) hearing these lyrics come out of that heinous and repulsive mouth actually makes the experience worse...

Dear Chad,

1) If I ever live the dishonor of seeing you in person, I'm going to shove a whole lot more than my thumb in your mouth....Can you be more disgusting, ridiculous and degrading. I would expect this from some imbecile rapper, but really? can you actually make 'redneck' that much tackier....yes, i guess you can.

2) Despite that staggering, root-exposed hair-fail, the DUI's, and otherwise amazing discography, Id be surprise to suspect you got laid regularly before(if anything, (most unfortunately) your "career" has probably helped in that department), but now, your chances are so fucking zero (then again i pretty much have no faith in women today, and im not even that much of a feminist)

3)

Were you in Hanson? P.S.: this picture would look a lot cooler with something in your mouth

Dear Girls who like this song,

Im going to fucking sucker punch you. who the fuck sucks on their thumb at clubs? the sluts in Chad's dreams. UGH

The End.



Oh and just cuz you actually stuck around to read that little rant about my future wedding song, here are some updates cuz i look significantly different now (yea by that i mean i gained about 80 lbs.!):





and just for good measure, some tacky webcam pictures

life loves me.

i just got fired from my stupid/amazing office job because of some other biddie's mistakes. it only took me TWO FUCKING MONTHS to find that job...lets hope I find a new one soon. I want to finish my current tattoo projects before shooting again and I just canceled my appointments because now I dont have an income...WOOHOO!

IS THERE A STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER IN TEXAS? (PREFERABLY IN THE AUSTIN REGION)

Im asking because my friend got accepted and now she needs to submit a set, but was wondering if there were any staff photogs. I would totally appreciate an answer asap!!

Guess who's back?! Yaaaaaaaaaaay! Maybe, anyway!

I need to think of a possible set idea, i totally missed this. I just need to make sure certain people have stopped stalking my profile. This post will be a good test, so continue being patient my little pretties!

i want to learn how to dance like this:



knowing how to dance in general might be a good start. lol

DEAR NEW YORK CITY,

SEE YOU ON THE 15TH!



any suggestions on must-dos? or places id like to see night-life-wise?

p.s.: good thing she was booted by the same people who approved and posted and paid her for the set.

so lame.

im vacationing from this site for a bit. and then some.