Please sir, The next time you fuck me in the ass could you at least use some lube?
I got a letter in the mail today that company I carry my insurance through isn't renewing me because they dropped the carrier; so now, instead of just maying my monthly payment I have to redo my deposit with another firm that carries my company.
The government is fucked up.
Could they not find a better time to fuck me in the ass? Like I don't already have enough shit going on?
If tomorrow you see the news and some crazy chick has claimed the bat tower (yes a real place) in Tampa and started offing people who look like politicians, lawyers, IRS, or insurance moguls..... send dirty letters to my cell to give me something to do.
Eeeee...ghats!
I half fixed my car today. There wasn't anything wrong with the suspension but all of my tires were messed up, one bent rim, and my alignment was shot. 400 dollars later and I can drive it... Well until the transmission finally gives it's last shudder that is.
I am still alone in my huge apartment looking for roommates. No such luck yet. I didn't realize how hard it would be to find one quiet, respectful dog loving person in the state of Florida. WTF gives? I hate this town.
On the bright side I can breath through my nose today, yeah! I'm gonna throw a "thank god no more snot" party.
Gross I know, but I couldn't help myself.
Take care.
I got a letter in the mail today that company I carry my insurance through isn't renewing me because they dropped the carrier; so now, instead of just maying my monthly payment I have to redo my deposit with another firm that carries my company.
The government is fucked up.
Could they not find a better time to fuck me in the ass? Like I don't already have enough shit going on?
If tomorrow you see the news and some crazy chick has claimed the bat tower (yes a real place) in Tampa and started offing people who look like politicians, lawyers, IRS, or insurance moguls..... send dirty letters to my cell to give me something to do.
Eeeee...ghats!
I half fixed my car today. There wasn't anything wrong with the suspension but all of my tires were messed up, one bent rim, and my alignment was shot. 400 dollars later and I can drive it... Well until the transmission finally gives it's last shudder that is.
I am still alone in my huge apartment looking for roommates. No such luck yet. I didn't realize how hard it would be to find one quiet, respectful dog loving person in the state of Florida. WTF gives? I hate this town.
On the bright side I can breath through my nose today, yeah! I'm gonna throw a "thank god no more snot" party.
Gross I know, but I couldn't help myself.
Take care.















