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This set was much fun to shoot and Miss AlissaBrunelli is an amazing photographer. We roamed around an old haunted house (the kind they use for halloween not really haunted) and looked in all the spook-tacular rooms and interesting places. The dilapidated old lifesized dollhouse really caught my eye when we saw it. Then, oh yes then, when we found the old ax: Now that started to bring everything together. The first thing that entered our minds was the Lizzie Borden Rhyme.

Lizzie borden to an ax
And gave her mother 40 whacks
And when she saw what she had done
She gave her father 41.

Did you know that she was never convicted of the crimes? So, if indeed she did do it, she got away scott free. Her neighbors said she was always such a "good girl". It instantly made me go, 'why, yes I am, but no I'm not'. It was a perfect fit.
And the atmosphere! The atomosphere of the place was amazing. I LOVE creepy old places with broken down dirty porches and broken glass.

Now: Let's talk about some of the fun stuff shall we.
There was an attack rooster at the shoot. It gave us all the evil eye and it tried to chase me from the car to the site where we were shooting. Alissa said that it was an evil attack rooster and it had some serious vishiousness issues. To which I responded, bringing a smile to my face. "I'm from the country and we punt chickens when they fuck with us. If it comes over I'll punt it for you."

Oh, yeah. I meant it. I hate chickens, ew. Disgusting stupid birds that eat their own shit, and pretty much anything else too.

Then, oh yes: I had the ax and I had decided to give the tree a few whacks, but when I hit it a rain of tree stuff, dirt, and dust came raining from the sky and into my face. That was ok though, I like to play in the dirt.

I can't forget the crazyness. I climbed up onto the banister for a few pictures and when I sat down I slid a little. I got splinters in my butt cheek. Ouch. When I got back to my friends place later I ran around making everyone prod and pick at my bum. Yep, bet you wish you were there to see that don't you?

Another silly stunt was the craziness that was my contacts. I'm not sure how many of you know, but I am seriously vision impared. I can't see a darn thing without my contacts or glasses. Well, my eye makeup decided to take revenge on me and get into my eyes right before the shoot. I couldn't see anything, it was all foggy and my eyes were watering, so I took them out. I did the whole set not really being able to see a thing around me. There was glass all over the porch of the old house and for a few pictures I didn't have them on at one point, but that idea went out the window with a quickness. I soon put my sexy shoes back on, hence how my shoes stayed in the pictures.

I really had an awesome time at the shoot, and I wish I could have done ten more before I came home. There were so many interesting spots there that I could continue to get naked there all day. And, I loved the mysteriousness of the creepy things that happened. Oh, you want to know about that stuff? Well, ok.

At first we had thought that maybe there were people there working on the sets and stuff, but we searched the place and we didn't see anyone. We walked into a room and a soundtrack popped on in one of the displays. It was crazy loud and playing some creepy old music like the kind you would hear in an old jewelry box that was slightly broken. We ignored it. No big deal right? Right? Well, next we went to the other rooms, saw some really cool eerie stuff and then we walked past this giant horse statue that immediately started whinning at us, extremely loudly. Spooky? No. Well then we went outside and the crazy rooster was there. I think he was secretely in charge and he was setting off all the traps as we went by them. Damn rooster, now that's crazy evil and spooky!

But, who would have thought that I would like something strange like that? who me? Like spooky stuff? No way! What kind of girl do you take me for

And, did I mention how awesome AlissaBrunelli is? Becasue seriously people, she was dipping and diving and jumping all aroudn to get the "good shots". She's the sweetest of the sweet and very sexy and smart. She totally rocked! I liked her so much that I would have saved her from the evil rooster even if it tried to peck out my eyes! I have to say that to this date it was my most enjoyable photoshoot ever, and I've been in a LOT of photoshoots over the last ten years.

Anyway, I hate to talk your ears off. I hope you all have a great time peeping the set!


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