Behind the times as always, I've recently discovered my webcam...

Rollers in...



Rollers out...



I knitted this scarf a few days ago...



New books today from the second hand book shop in town. I can't wait to start reading "A woman's guide to adultery" by Carol Clewlow... it sounds like one of these insightful books about upper middle class British women who inhabit a world of affairs, luncheons, school runs and whiskey. Awesome.



I'm also reading The Greatest Show on Earth by Richard Dawkins. The God Delusion was epic and this next work is living up to it so far.



Off to two interviews in Mancheser tomorrow and to view a couple of flats. I can't wait for the big move. Best idea I've had in ages!

I totalled my car. Hit a stationary van on the other side of the road. One of two things happened. Either, my wheel popped out of its own accord (say two witnesses) or I am a Massive Retard.

Woring out the cost of the two drives I took I should have been able to afford to drive around in ferrari full of high class call girls. 3rd Party insurance sucks!

I'm bored. I need a new job. Working from home is turning me crazy. Today I didn't dress until 4pm. Never thought I'd crave commuting and offices again!

Oh yeah, and I want to move back oop north, where it's grim and it rains and it's grey and it's still home fter all these years away.

I just bought me a car. I passed my test last week so here goes. Brum brum! Beeeeeeeeeeeep!



My man and I are thinking of a move in or near London next year. But we'd need to be able to keep our outdoor cats safely, keep and drive a car and get out to the country easily... any ideas?

By the way, if you ever want to drink enough champagne to die and feast on an all you can eat buffet of lobster, foie gras, beef fillet, oysters and 3 million smelly cheeses (YUM!) then go to The Ritz Carlton Breakfast Brunch in Singapore. Oh my god. We dressed up, we ponced around, and then we drank and we drank and we ate and we drank. Holy crap, we were ruined. And then I pretended to give a blow job to a phallic-looking elephant made out of a balloon.

When I masturbate I like to think of my boyfriend fucking big-titted whores and strippers. Is that weird?

I have a new set ready to submit. It's incredibly slutty, and cleverly photoshopped to give it a real sinful feel. Mmmmm, sin.

I'm finally making some efforts to write for a living. Ah, the pipedreams. I've been writing a blog and apparently people have been reading it. You should too: http://www.perfectlynormalwoman.blogspot.com/

I'm so hungover, so although my life is obviously very interesting, I can barely see, nevermind type, so I'll just raise my weary head to say "hello" and leave you to it.

Til next time, xx



P.S. Monty and Thomas say hi too. (Yes, I am a massive GAY. What of it?)

I booked a holiday to Rawa yesterday - I go in October. It is a paradise island, where one of my best friends lives withy her Malaysian prince who she randomly met when trying to find herself in Bali a few years ago.

Looky:





And today I take my driving test! Wish me luck... Brum brum!

Major FAIL on last blog, so apologies for that, was all a big accident.

Party was awesome on Saturday night. We hired professional disco lights and a sound system. The party went on til 8am, the sund system blew and the lights set teh carpet on fire. The house was packed fantastic with 80s kids dancing and drinking and doing their crazy thing.













Downer: House still filth and wanker stole Stu's phone.
Upper: Are best party hosts in Surrey. True Fact.

We're in our underwear, we're drunk, we're doing class As and we're on film in The Hot Melt's video for Red Lips: http://www.gigwise.com/features/51810/Exclusive-The-Hot-Melts-Ultra-Controversial-Red-Lips-Video

They say...

"Ahead of the record, the four-piece release their rock-pop monster of a single 'Red Lips' on August 31. The track comes complete with an ultra-controversial video which features cocaine taking, plenty or naked flesh and more."

Ha ha. I don't feature massively in the post-clothing scenes.., think I was too much of a goodie two shoes! No sexy time for me! But watch out - I'm in the hat.

Pictures from the making of are here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/bobble_head/3697563179/in/set-72157621545776030/

Oh my god look at these amazing little creatures:









Meet Monty (black and white) and Thomas (ginger), our brand new kittens! They box, they purr, they roll up and curl over, and they climb all over you like little feline spidermen. They also occasionally shit under the sofa, on the rug, and in their bed. But even that doesn't detract from their cuteness. We totally love them. We plan to alienate most of our friends by talking only of kitten antics and poo from now on.

This saturday is Stu's birthday party - 1980s theme, smoke machine and disco lights. Pictures will be coming!

And apparently the Hot Melts video for their new single is out this week. Me and a bunch of UKSGs are in it, dancing around sluttily in our underwear - stay tuned, I'll linky as soon as I have it!