i ate a salad today that tried to kill me

then i hit myself in the head with a roll of Christmas wrapping paper i hit myself right on my new Daith piercing ouch



i bought myself a Crunchie (im not meant to eat sugar) to make myself feel better but it got squished as it melted in this pooey heat in my shopping bag on the bus it looks yuck so im not going to have it now, it was meant to be all special n' stuff *sighs*......

i now have pink hair



at first it just felt like i had a faded hair colour as im so use to a bright colour, but im liking it now

SAUSAGES FOR TEA!!!

yay for me

i wore pigtails today and that makes me happy



so last night i celebrated. i celebrated that i could still go for a random drive, smoke a scoob and listen to metal. i can do this until the 1st of December as thats when the random drug testing begins. ive enjoyed doing this on the odd occasion since i was a teenager (quite sometime ago, check it, im 80) and since i had a smoke left, last night was the night to end it all. i listened to Static-X, smoked and drove around like a true bogan would



no, i didnt go to the gig, i had better things to attend.......to

i was in the toilet today and christmas carols were playing. i was whilstling along to frosty the snowman as its my favourite. i thought i was on my own. i came out and was applauded im such an awesome whistler

i had a super time at Straddie last weekend. like SUPER! like even more super than my overseas trip. yeah seriously. my trip was great, but 'this' was just bliss

have you seen Nacho's new do?? courtesy of Reshizzle



i saw someone get swooped by a bird today. i giggled. i shouldnt have, cause i bet tomorrow when i walk to the bus i forget and get swooped myself. maybe ill wear an icecream bucket on my head with eyes drawn on does that actually work??

and my final bit of blab for this evening is a question. can anyone tell me why hippies need to be so pretentious?? why they ramble on in a language that needs decoding and frequently uses the words "projection" and "light"?? i find this puzzling and annoying all at once. it baffles me, just like the chinese restaraunts always having flashing neon lights. just part of life's great mysteries i guess.......

tootles and ta for all the yayness about my set



~ Lelaina xx

how yay am i right now

- had a great holiday overseas with my best friend

- came home to a dirty weekend with my boy

- about to catch up with some friends

- and now my set is up!

life = good = smiles = a very yay Lelaina

last day in The States. not too sure how im going to spend it as its already 2 o'clock in the afternoon and i have a possible broken toe due to being drunk and excited at 3am this morning after getting off the phone with my boy. i smashed straight into Eme and we both hear a loud *POP* sound, and now im left with a black little toe i had a great night, so i guess its the price you pay.

i went on a ghost hunt last night, running around old hotels trying to catch a ghost with my camera. i think it worked. either that or there was a lot a dust particles floating about im easilly amused i tried scoring some weed off the tour guide but he was on the job so told us where to go instead. ended up at this dingy little bar with great old school punk music and everyone looked like the kind of people im used to. i had a night of free drinks and fun, silly nonsense chats with a variety of characters. thing is here though, everyone has weed, just not on them, they ask you to go to theirs for a smoke instead. see, i find that dodgy. i have my limits on dodgyness you know!

anyhoo, tomorrow im off to Fiji, then its home, where i belong, with all my friends and that yummy boy im so fond of do you know how yay that is?? ive had a super holiday, but i get to go home to someone who's even more exciting!! *bounce bounce bounce* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! ouch, my toe

so here are some pics, enjoy, & ill see you when i get back tootles!! xx

So im now in San Francisco. Its no Vegas, but its a really beautiful city. Makes a little more sense than Los Angeles.....to no offense, i was just so confused there, more confused than i normally am

Went to Alcatraz today. Guess who was on my boat?? Dee Snider, the lead singer of Twisted Sister



and here is my proof Steven Tyler in the local pharmacy hehe



and where i got so excited i headlocked him



all i have to say is.............ROCK

VIVA LAS VEGAS!!

i love this place. its all i imagined it to be. so far Ive........

- bought a pair of tacky glasses with a flamingo stuck to the side
- driven around the strip in a mustang convertable
- been on a neon tour
- did the twist with some guy in pyjamas
- bought myself my halloween costume (the queen of hearts)
- seen a couple getting married by an Elvis underneath the "Welcome To The Fabulous Las Vegas" sign
- walked around with a big plastic dice trophy filled with strawberry daquari
- snuck around on the penthouse level of hotels
- played the "slots". yes Reshizzle the mention of Bevis & Butthead has happened several times
- been very confused by the fashion sense of people here
- considered eating a deep fried Oreo but just couldnt
- had trouble communicating with just about everyone (i dont have an accent, geez whats wrong with you )

tonight im going to the Pussycat Dolls lounge for a pre Halloween party. tomorrow for Halloween im going to the Playboy club as its hosting the after party for Marilyn Mansons gig. im also going to the Cirque Du Soliel show Zumanity on thursday

this place is waaay more interesting than LA, hopefully ill have as good a time at the next stop San Francisco.

im getting a little homesick, but that was expected. i miss the day to day things. i miss my dog, i miss my friends & yes yes i miss my boy, oh so much. but the chats keep me yay so, um, yay i guess hehe sorry i havent been able to write back to you guys, ive only been on the net twice, yes im having SERIOUS withdrawls i dread checking my email one day......

im hoping to see plenty of Elvis' tomorrow. ive only seen 2 so far. i dont even like him, but it gives me a giggle. its all about the jumpsuit really.

anyhoo! im off now, heading to The Flamingo to drink a cocktail whilst flamingos walk around ahhh only in Vegas

over and out

Hello from LA!!

well, ive been here 1 week & i have to say that im more confused now than when i first arrived. its an ok place, just really different to home which i guess i wasnt expecting as Australia seems to be taking on an American way these days (supposedly). in the UK i felt normal, but here is seriously very foreign to me. asking for a post office seems to be the strangest question one could imagine and no-one has any idea how much a stamp is worth

im staying in West Hollywood, and i think that was a good choice. out of all the parts of LA it seems to be the friendliest part of town. its also the gay area. so i get to eat my dinner whilst watching half dressed boys dance on podiums. its just a shame my boy isnt here to enjoy the scenery too today is Mr Gay Universe day and most of the contestants are staying in our hotel. makes things interesting and odd, but thats how most of my days are so i guess its nothing new.

ive done the touristy things such as Disneyland & Universal, both were fun, especially the haunted houses

2 more days till Vegas & i cant wait. im not sure id want to spend too much more time here, not that its a bad place, its just not really for me......

HIGHLIGHT OF MY TRIP SO FAR - I MET STEVE TYLER!!!! id post a pic but the internet place wont let me. shame, im so fucking yay that i met him!!!!

well i best be going as Em is having trouble trying to organise a car for the Vegas journey. i wish i knew which cactus' to attack whilst in the desert

send me good vibes as im getting a cold *sniff*

hope everyone is yay

eh? i just got sworn at in French

Dear Boombambi

i leave on sat, i can feel the nerves building already.

sometimes i find it hard to distinguish between excited and anxious.

im lacking sleep.

my dog keeps rolling in poo

*sigh*

at least i can stop, take a deep breath, put things into perspective and see that my life is great. my life is better now than it ever has been before. ive never felt this blessed or loved.

im so tired

on the weekend i went to a wedding that was held on.....

i dont have alot to say right now except that life is peachy

i spent last night with my favourite girlies & im sooooo loved up right now my boy is truly the most amazing person ive ever met *swoons*

AND there's only 10 more sleeps till Vegas!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Disneyland, here i come!!

ok im off to play, have fun kiddies xx

my tummy is all bubbly and bleugh giving up sugar has been good for me, but replacing lollies with sugar free ones hasn't. eat a bag of them and see what i mean you'll wake yourself up in the night with a fright!!

things with me are yay only 16 days till i leave for Vegas!! im very super excited about it, but will miss a certain someone like crazy but missing people is a good thing. well, thats what i think......

i had a dream last night that i was in Vegas but didnt realise i was there till right before i had to leave. all i cared about was how i had missed having a cocktail surrounded by Flamingo's. highly disappointed i was!! i thought id be more pissed about getting my picture taken with randoms in Elvis suits. hmmmm

im not enjoying summer. its only been hot for a week or so and im over it. what is it about heat that makes me so shitty??

ive been having soooo much fun lately this weekend im heading up to Maleny to visit my best friend with my Yummy Bunny. so i get to play with my favourite people, perve, see scenic stuff, eat cheese & hopefully ride on the back of a motorbike good times......

so whats been going on?? ive had my head stuck in the clouds for quite sometime now, have i missed much??

hope everyone is just fine & dandy & super yay

SMILES!!



~ Lelaina xx