Half my family is from Brentwood Essex.
You'll do well out east my cuzzin gazza gaurantees it! For a minimal fee.
P.s. whats wrong with Chavs??!!!!

That oven is awesome! I want one.

i wana aga tooo! and arent smallholderings cool man hard in the wind and the rain but if you got someone to share it with and fresh eggs from ya chickens who cares?

Agas are the best things ever. when we moved house a few years ago my mums only criteria was that it had an aga! its sooooo good in the winter (but they are V expensive to run)

FFS mum has totally gone outa line. She picked me up from the station, and as soon as she opened the door she went oh hurry up and print off the thing on the computer, it's got a timer so hurry up. I was like arghh I havent even taken off my shoes yet!
And then I went to my room, she goes, jacquie come down and help me, I didnt know what she was doing but she wanted to change the a mailing address to our house. And like I obviously didnt know what to do... I didnt even understand what she was asking for me. I said I dont know, she had a fucking go at me. and she yelled at me saying HELP ME, I was like YOUVE JUST DONE IT! twat. I h8 mum.

When are you home! havent seen you in a whole week.

Bien hecho Leilani! (Well done Leilani!)

Awesome sounding cottage, if you need any help with marketing and ecommerce ask me as I'm capable of lecturing that at Masters level.

Hmm.. alright I dont mind. I'll be home Thursday.
Luke is round later tonight, in about an hours time. He's staying tomorow and leaving Thursday morning for work. Mum had a fit bout him coming round but like because I've been seeing him alot lately. But mum is jealous because someone wants to be with me.
Just did the massives fart and forgot Jenny was here.... lol I feel well stupid.
I dont have to go into college till 2nd but I gotta hand in my first draft for my final major project. Dunno what to do it on though, bit stuck on that.
When you are free would you take a family photo for Lukes family? Then I could take you out after. Just like cuz they only have Jago photo's but non recent of Luke and Carly.
Could go with you on Sunday. But gotta make sure I'm home after.
I went to london today for literally 10min. what waste of money. Teacher was like ok, well you arnt even goin uni so doesnt really matter, but she ticked like goods and excellents.
Anyways, even if I move in with you? How will I travel if your gonna be in countryside, I don't have a car anymore and I'm guessin it's miles away from train. I don't know what job either. Also got me thinking earlier, How!! can I get a full time in Southend, when I'm living at home. Because Id be travelin everyday.......bit waste of like £5.20rtn

OH YEAH, Lukes mum was checking if geunia pigs wer boys or girl... and ..
She pressed down on the first geunia pigs pee area, and like a poop popped straight out. was soo funny, it made my day.