SuicideGirl: Lauretta
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Lauretta I don't do drugs. I am drugs.

I’m private
 
SEPTEMBER 30, 2011 @ 06:08 PM


I've discovered how to make boobs grow bigger!!!!!!!!!

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You know, being a member of the itty bitty titties club means having extra attention for such an issue, and after years and years of yelling and cursing against my DNA combination (you may not believe me but in my mother's family I'm the only female with small breasts blackeyed ), finally I've found the cure!
It's so simple: you just need to love 'em!
Have 'em cuddled, touched gently, erotically rubbed, licked and kissed - all of this, at least once a day. Actually, I'm enjoying this therapy since last february, when I met my current boyfriend, and believe it or not, I've gained few inches on my breast!
WOAH!
...you could move as objection that I've started using an hormonal birth control method - Nuvaring, it rocks btw! - but I'm sure that little growth has something to do with all the love my guy put on my boobage (literally ^^). tongue
Also, having your tits loved also make 'em healthier by preventing diseases: I've taught my man how to massage my boobies in order to find out any possible diversity, lumps, etc.
So ladies, love makes you & your boobs more beautiful biggrin
I think this therapy worths giving it a try, uhm?

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from "Get Refreshed", September 2010

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from "So Appealing", February 2011

...and if you want more, just wait for next thursday: October 4th my tits will hit MR and they'll be needing your love too! wink



This being said, it's 2 a.m. of saturday 1st of October and, usually, I cannot sleep. Probably I should avoid drinking coffee right after the dinner >_<
Btw, technically tonight - or call it tomorrow night if you prefer - there will be an interesting gig.
My boyfriend's band will play on the same stage of my ex-boyfriend band! shocked
And I'm talking about Andrea, my ex, the one I've blogged about last year for a month or two due to the turbulent end our story had after 3 years. We don't see each others since months.
Well, I've nothing against him now and I wouldn't mind keep up a decent relationship with him: the pain I felt is nothing but a blurred memory and the anger has been washed away by the deep feelings I feel for Gill, my new love, the first person who really made me understand the meaning of "being in love", after few times I thought I was - mistaking.
Andrea and Gill were friends before, but my ex has decided to not talking to him anymore since he discovered our new relationship.
Oh well... nothing has ever been done behind his back: me and Gill met waaaay after our break-up, so his behavior is totally irrational.
I'm so curious to see how my ex will act at their gig - if he'll act like a child or like the 26 y.o. he is. We'll see.
One way or another, I'm sure I'll have fun *bitching mood: ON* eheheh biggrin

October 24th will be my birthday, I'm gonna turn 23... scaaaary! My mom, 23 years ago, was about to give birth to me and she was 23 herself! XD But don't worry, I'm not planning any child in the next year!

And I know I'm starting to be boring but...

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now you know the name, too



Have a nice week-end of boob-loving, 'mmmkay? It's important! smile
xoxo
your Lauretta

Comments
Spliff

Spliff

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

SEP 30, 2011 06:23 PM

I'm excited for more boobs on the 4th! biggrin kiss

Jaxy

Jaxy

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

SEP 30, 2011 07:27 PM

Birth control always alters my breast size... and it differs whenever I switch brands too.

softnsweet

softnsweet

I'm lost
June 2003

SEP 30, 2011 08:24 PM

glad your boobs get so much good lovin'.

bendingunit23

bendingunit23

Canada
April 2005

SEP 30, 2011 08:28 PM

Nuvaring's a good choice no pills to not take, have trouble swallowing, leave in the wrong bag...

Do you leave it in for sex or take it out?

sydfloyd

sydfloyd

Tyler, TX
September 2003

SEP 30, 2011 09:31 PM

I'd love to be a volunteer for showing boobs love. Seems like a charitable cause.

ron4164

ron4164

Ponchatoula, LA
January 2007

OCT 01, 2011 12:00 AM

smile New set.

MK47

MK47

United Kingdom
March 2005

OCT 01, 2011 06:01 AM

..o menoswink

JeremyDean

JeremyDean

Escondido, CA
July 2009

OCT 02, 2011 12:06 AM

I think I'm in love with you. love (or maybe being a goofy flirt, lol) blush
But really, that's cool of you to post that boob info for those who may benefit from it. smile
I hope the gig goes as smoothly as it can, with no drama (or at least no more than you want to have, hehe).

Pesky

Pesky

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

OCT 03, 2011 06:20 AM

thanks for taking time out to check out my set. I'm ready to start following your routine for bigger boobs. Sounds like my kinda party.
Aside from that, I hope you're finding sleep. :3
Can't wait for your set. ONE MORE DAY! :3
x0!

fiumerosso

fiumerosso

Italy
May 2009

OCT 03, 2011 08:46 AM

4 ottobre: sono pronto ad amarti

massigroppi

massigroppi

Italy
May 2007

OCT 03, 2011 03:26 PM

I can't wait for tomoirrow!love

Ig

Ig

United Kingdom
May 2003

OCT 04, 2011 09:08 AM

You've found out something that I discovered years ago - we call it nurturing!

smilesmilesmile

mattacme

mattacme

Calistoga, CA
February 2006

OCT 04, 2011 09:17 AM

Your boobs are perfect and deserve all the love they can stand. I think your theory is very intersting, Dr. Lauretta.

ron4164

ron4164

Ponchatoula, LA
January 2007

OCT 04, 2011 01:47 PM

love love
New set! biggrin
Love it Lauretta! kiss kiss

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