I'm almost 95% sure that if I weren't HEAVILY sedated thanks to nyquil.......I'd be furious, livid, heated, murderous and maybe even a little angry about the fact that a pen my boyfriend had in his pockets got washed along with my clothes and busted all over the only decent clothes I have left, including my treasured SG pink shirt that I got when I became Pink.

Add to the fact this dog has ruined seven pair of expensive (hand-me-down) shoes, leaving me with only tennis shoes that are black and have bleach stains all over them, also thanks to this dog.

So thank you, Nyquil, for filling me with "Fukitol" because you may have very well diffused a very volatile situation.

Also. I think I've finally found out what I have been doing wrong:



It makes so much sense now. I shall get a cat.