"This girl is MY girlfriend. Y'all hear? MINE. We've slept in the same bed i dont know how many times, her monroe piercing fell out while we were making out in a bathroom at a club and we found it by the light of our cell phones, we've seen eachother naked quite often and watched a cockroach get a pen stuck up it's ass together. We also invented the raptor dance, and bitch, you can't fuck with that shit. She is one of my best friends in the entire world, I love her madly and I miss her so fucking much, I can't stand it."

"this girl looks 10 times hotter in person her pictures dont do her justice"

"Nitrous is a kick ass girl. Not only nice, but gorgeous... I loved having the chance to finally hang with her and can't wait to do it again!!"

"Nitrous is hot like Bettie Page...possibly hotter.
Long Island ice teas make her smile...or was it drunk...mabey both."