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Just a note to say hello
before I start my day...
Couldn't help but drop a line
to my friends so far away.
As I sip my fresh brewed coffee
thoughts of you have crossed my mind....
So I am sending morning greetings
with hopes your day is fine.
Today is filled with sunshine
like the friendship we all share....
My day will just be dandy
if I just pretend I am there.
I have to go for now my friend
have lots to do today.....
But wanted to say good morning
in my blog to send your way.
-AUTHOR UNKNOWN-
~ Here are some more great jokes for you today... hope they liven up your day and give you some laughter. ~
What do Disney World and Viagra have in common?
~They both make us wait an hour for a two minute ride.
What did the ghost say to the bumble bee?
~BOO-BEE!! hahahha i find the stupidest jokes hilarious!
A burnette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!"
The doctor asks "Were you ever a Blonde?"
"Yes, I was," she replies. "Why do you ask?"
The doctor answers..."well becuase you have a broken finger!"
A married woman is having an affair.Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her 9 year-old son in the closet.One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet as well. Inside the closet the little boy says "It's dark in here isn't it?"
"Yes, it is," the man replies.
"You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks.
"No thanks," the man replies.
"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues.
"Ok, how much?" the man replies after considering the position he is in.
"Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies.
"Twenty-five dollars?" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect his hidden position.
The following week the lover is visiting and again the lady hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover into the closet with her son.
"It's dark in here isn't it?" the boy starts off.
"Yes, it is," replies the man.
"Wanna buy a glove?" the little boy asks.
"Ok, how much?" the hidding lover responds, once again acknowledging his disadvantage.
"Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed.
The next weekend the boys father tells him to go get his baseball and glove and they will go play some catch.
"I can't, I sold them," replies the boy.
"How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear a profit in terms of lizards and candy.
"Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says.
"Seventy-five dollars? That's thievery! I am taking you to church right now so you can confess your sins and ask for forgiveness," the father explains
At the church the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down and says "It's dark in here isn't it?"
To which the priest exclaims.... "Don't you start that crap in here you little shit!"
~too funny!! But my fav one for today... i seriously still laugh when i read this one... just picture it... that is what is sooo funny about this... I guess maybe because I babysitt I can see this more then others... but I can sooo see the little shit sitting in the closet doing this!!! too cute!!!~
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.
He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper on the first ring, "Hello?"
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?".
Yes.", whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?", the man asked.
To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?".
"Yes.", came the answer.
"May I talk with her?".
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there any one there besides you?", the boss asked the child.
"Yes", whispered the child, "A policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?".
"No, he's busy.", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?", asked the boss.
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman.", came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?".
"A hello-copper.", answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?", asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper!"
Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Why are they there?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "They're looking for me!"
Here are some upcoming sets that we should all check out as I love these fine ladies and am pretty sure you all do too....so do not miss these sets!!!
Alley Cat
by India goes up in 12 hours!
marigolds
by Sable goes up in 24 hours!
Zombie Love
by Wit October 21st at 5pm
5 O'clock Shadow
by Steller October 22nd at 5am...better get your asses out of bed to see this one!
Shimmer
by AnnaLee Oct. 22nd at 11 am
Smokin
by Nastya She is a hopeful so we really need to she her some love to get her to be an sg!!! Oct 22 2pm
Bubble gum Pop
by Remington Oct 23rd 11pm
Circus Runaway
by Manero another hopeful.... leave lots of love!!!! Oct 24th 8am
October 25th at 2pm!!! MY SET COMES OUT FINALLY!!!! YIPPIE SKIPPIE
Convention Backstage
by Eden October 25th at 11pm
soviet kitsch
by Akemi October 27th at 5am
Promiscuous
by Amina October 27th 11am
SoZo
by tinypixy another smoking fine hopefull!!! Show her lots of love! October 27th at 8pm
OK so here are some of my fav girlies for the month of October... this is just a reminder..... in case you all like some of these fine ladies as well!!!
Much Love~ Keep Rocking!!!
before I start my day...
Couldn't help but drop a line
to my friends so far away.
As I sip my fresh brewed coffee
thoughts of you have crossed my mind....
So I am sending morning greetings
with hopes your day is fine.
Today is filled with sunshine
like the friendship we all share....
My day will just be dandy
if I just pretend I am there.
I have to go for now my friend
have lots to do today.....
But wanted to say good morning
in my blog to send your way.
-AUTHOR UNKNOWN-
~ Here are some more great jokes for you today... hope they liven up your day and give you some laughter. ~
What do Disney World and Viagra have in common?
~They both make us wait an hour for a two minute ride.
What did the ghost say to the bumble bee?
~BOO-BEE!! hahahha i find the stupidest jokes hilarious!
A burnette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!"
The doctor asks "Were you ever a Blonde?"
"Yes, I was," she replies. "Why do you ask?"
The doctor answers..."well becuase you have a broken finger!"
A married woman is having an affair.Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her 9 year-old son in the closet.One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet as well. Inside the closet the little boy says "It's dark in here isn't it?"
"Yes, it is," the man replies.
"You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks.
"No thanks," the man replies.
"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues.
"Ok, how much?" the man replies after considering the position he is in.
"Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies.
"Twenty-five dollars?" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect his hidden position.
The following week the lover is visiting and again the lady hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover into the closet with her son.
"It's dark in here isn't it?" the boy starts off.
"Yes, it is," replies the man.
"Wanna buy a glove?" the little boy asks.
"Ok, how much?" the hidding lover responds, once again acknowledging his disadvantage.
"Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed.
The next weekend the boys father tells him to go get his baseball and glove and they will go play some catch.
"I can't, I sold them," replies the boy.
"How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear a profit in terms of lizards and candy.
"Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says.
"Seventy-five dollars? That's thievery! I am taking you to church right now so you can confess your sins and ask for forgiveness," the father explains
At the church the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down and says "It's dark in here isn't it?"
To which the priest exclaims.... "Don't you start that crap in here you little shit!"
~too funny!! But my fav one for today... i seriously still laugh when i read this one... just picture it... that is what is sooo funny about this... I guess maybe because I babysitt I can see this more then others... but I can sooo see the little shit sitting in the closet doing this!!! too cute!!!~
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.
He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper on the first ring, "Hello?"
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?".
Yes.", whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?", the man asked.
To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?".
"Yes.", came the answer.
"May I talk with her?".
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there any one there besides you?", the boss asked the child.
"Yes", whispered the child, "A policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?".
"No, he's busy.", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?", asked the boss.
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman.", came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?".
"A hello-copper.", answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?", asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper!"
Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Why are they there?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "They're looking for me!"
Here are some upcoming sets that we should all check out as I love these fine ladies and am pretty sure you all do too....so do not miss these sets!!!
Alley Cat
by India goes up in 12 hours!
marigolds
by Sable goes up in 24 hours!
Zombie Love
by Wit October 21st at 5pm
5 O'clock Shadow
by Steller October 22nd at 5am...better get your asses out of bed to see this one!
Shimmer
by AnnaLee Oct. 22nd at 11 am
Smokin
by Nastya She is a hopeful so we really need to she her some love to get her to be an sg!!! Oct 22 2pm
Bubble gum Pop
by Remington Oct 23rd 11pm
Circus Runaway
by Manero another hopeful.... leave lots of love!!!! Oct 24th 8am
October 25th at 2pm!!! MY SET COMES OUT FINALLY!!!! YIPPIE SKIPPIE
Convention Backstage
by Eden October 25th at 11pm
soviet kitsch
by Akemi October 27th at 5am
Promiscuous
by Amina October 27th 11am
SoZo
by tinypixy another smoking fine hopefull!!! Show her lots of love! October 27th at 8pm
OK so here are some of my fav girlies for the month of October... this is just a reminder..... in case you all like some of these fine ladies as well!!!
Much Love~ Keep Rocking!!!
So being that it is Friday... I thought I would stick with my blogs of useless information and fun to let you read over the weekend.....
First and formost since a lot of you liked my stupid lame joke... I found a few more to share with you... ok a lot to share with you... I hope you get just as many laughs out of them as I did.
~ A little girl jumps on Santa's lap:
GIRL: "For Christmas I want a Barbie and a GI Joe."
SANTA: "But don't you know that Barbie should come with Ken?"
GIRL: "Oh.... No... Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she comes with GI Joe."
~ A guy went to the pre-ejaculation clinic today. The problem was when he got there everyone was gone. I guess he came too early!!!
Seeing how much I love coffee... i figured all you coffee lovers out there would get a kick out of this one...
SIGNS YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE:
1. You answer the door before people knock.
2. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
3. You chew on other people's fingernails.
4. You can jumpstart your car without cables.
5. Cocaine is a downer.
6. You dont need a hammer to pound nails.
7. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
8. You walk 20 miles on your treadmill before you realize it is not plugged in.
9. You have built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
10. People get dizzy just watching you.
11. Instant coffee takes too long.
12. When someone says "How are you?" you reply with "Good to the last drop!"
13. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
14. You help your dog chase it's tail.
~ If I had a donkey and you had a rooster and my donkey ate your rooster what would I have???
>>> 2 feet of your cock in my ass!!! hahahahhahah
~Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming. (no offense guys but this is halarious)
ok that is all the jokes for the day.. but i found another fun poem to share with all of you before parting:
IMITATION
A dark unfathomed tide
Of interminable pride -
A mystery, and a dream,
Should my early life seem;
I say that dream was fraught
With a wild and waking thought
Of beings that have been,
Which my spirit hath not seen,
Had I let them pass me by,
With a dreaming eye!
Let none of earth inherit
That vision of my spirit;
Those thoughts I would control,
As a spell upon his soul:
For that bright hope at last
And that light time have past,
And my worldly rest hath gone
With a sigh as it passed on:
I care not though it perish
With a thought I then did cherish.
I hope you all have a great weekend... feel free to let me know what you all have planned... I know my weekend is pretty uneventful, but there are a lot of errands that I will finally get done!
Oh and thanks for all the requests for the scary movies I should see... I appriciate it!
Much love~ Keep Rockin~
First and formost since a lot of you liked my stupid lame joke... I found a few more to share with you... ok a lot to share with you... I hope you get just as many laughs out of them as I did.
~ A little girl jumps on Santa's lap:
GIRL: "For Christmas I want a Barbie and a GI Joe."
SANTA: "But don't you know that Barbie should come with Ken?"
GIRL: "Oh.... No... Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she comes with GI Joe."
~ A guy went to the pre-ejaculation clinic today. The problem was when he got there everyone was gone. I guess he came too early!!!
Seeing how much I love coffee... i figured all you coffee lovers out there would get a kick out of this one...
SIGNS YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE:
1. You answer the door before people knock.
2. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
3. You chew on other people's fingernails.
4. You can jumpstart your car without cables.
5. Cocaine is a downer.
6. You dont need a hammer to pound nails.
7. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
8. You walk 20 miles on your treadmill before you realize it is not plugged in.
9. You have built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
10. People get dizzy just watching you.
11. Instant coffee takes too long.
12. When someone says "How are you?" you reply with "Good to the last drop!"
13. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
14. You help your dog chase it's tail.
~ If I had a donkey and you had a rooster and my donkey ate your rooster what would I have???
>>> 2 feet of your cock in my ass!!! hahahahhahah
~Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming. (no offense guys but this is halarious)
ok that is all the jokes for the day.. but i found another fun poem to share with all of you before parting:
IMITATION
A dark unfathomed tide
Of interminable pride -
A mystery, and a dream,
Should my early life seem;
I say that dream was fraught
With a wild and waking thought
Of beings that have been,
Which my spirit hath not seen,
Had I let them pass me by,
With a dreaming eye!
Let none of earth inherit
That vision of my spirit;
Those thoughts I would control,
As a spell upon his soul:
For that bright hope at last
And that light time have past,
And my worldly rest hath gone
With a sigh as it passed on:
I care not though it perish
With a thought I then did cherish.
I hope you all have a great weekend... feel free to let me know what you all have planned... I know my weekend is pretty uneventful, but there are a lot of errands that I will finally get done!
Oh and thanks for all the requests for the scary movies I should see... I appriciate it!
Much love~ Keep Rockin~
Ok .... I am bored....so you all know what time it is... Time For A New Blog.....
So I was just thinking how Halloween is my fav time of the year... or holiday should I say... but what I love most about this time and holiday is all the scary movies that usually come out.... I have only seen a few this year in which I cant wait to see..... They are: Saw 5 and Meat Train..... if any of you have any new scary movies you have seen that are coming to theaters let me know... Or I would love to get some old movies that maybe I havent seen... so I can rent them next time I go to Block Buster... so feel free to leave me some reccomendations of all time great Scary Movies... and hopefully I havent already seen them.
On another note Here is A funny joke I heard today that I thought I would share with all of you: Kinda lame but I tend to crack up at the stupidest jokes......
" The Deffinition Of Fucked: A guy has a car payment, morgage payment, car insurance payment, a wife and a girlfriend. And all of them are a month late.....
Feel free to share your lame and useless jokes with me cause I love them!
Wow I have come to the conclusion that my blogs are about all random usless information... Owell!!
Continuing on.... hahah... I came across one of my favorite poems today by one of my fav people.... so i thought i would write it here for all of you teo read. Please enjoy!
A Dream Within A Dream by Edgar Allan Poe
Take this kiss upon the brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.
I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of the golden sand--
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep--while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?
So I was just thinking how Halloween is my fav time of the year... or holiday should I say... but what I love most about this time and holiday is all the scary movies that usually come out.... I have only seen a few this year in which I cant wait to see..... They are: Saw 5 and Meat Train..... if any of you have any new scary movies you have seen that are coming to theaters let me know... Or I would love to get some old movies that maybe I havent seen... so I can rent them next time I go to Block Buster... so feel free to leave me some reccomendations of all time great Scary Movies... and hopefully I havent already seen them.
On another note Here is A funny joke I heard today that I thought I would share with all of you: Kinda lame but I tend to crack up at the stupidest jokes......
" The Deffinition Of Fucked: A guy has a car payment, morgage payment, car insurance payment, a wife and a girlfriend. And all of them are a month late.....
Feel free to share your lame and useless jokes with me cause I love them!
Wow I have come to the conclusion that my blogs are about all random usless information... Owell!!
Continuing on.... hahah... I came across one of my favorite poems today by one of my fav people.... so i thought i would write it here for all of you teo read. Please enjoy!
A Dream Within A Dream by Edgar Allan Poe
Take this kiss upon the brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.
I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of the golden sand--
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep--while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?
I put a few new profile pics up.... i had been needing to for a while... Dont worry i still saved my halloween pic... it is in my random fun album!!! But I was needing some cute new pics from my upcoming sets to be my profile pics... so I finally have a few cute ones....
Pretty Uneventful Sunday... Watching the Bears football game and doing some much needed cleaning around the house...
Feel free to drop me a message if you are bored like me!!!
Keep Rockin~~ Kraven
oh and another thing... i am getting ready to turn 25 and i am starting to feel old
nov 10th i will offically be old....
Pretty Uneventful Sunday... Watching the Bears football game and doing some much needed cleaning around the house...
Feel free to drop me a message if you are bored like me!!!
Keep Rockin~~ Kraven
oh and another thing... i am getting ready to turn 25 and i am starting to feel old
nov 10th i will offically be old.... ok so i just had a bad ass default pic made for me for Halloween.... so i had to put it up!!! I am not naturally that scary looking ... hahhah I just love it!!! Thanks so much WehrleBoy for taking time to do that for me!!!
So I figured I would take some time to sadly write about how dissappointed I am with the Cubbies..... I just dont get it... they do so amazing all season long and get all our hopes up and then they get to the playoffs and play like they have never played the game before.... Harden and Zambrono pitched great.... they just didnt have the offensive back up that they needed... Owell I guess.... I just wish they could have went all the way this year... and kind of thought they were going to....
Enough about sports!!! Is anyone doing anything super fun for Halloween.... It is my absolute favorite time of year and Fav Holiday I am gettting antsy to dress up!!! And all the scary movies that come out in October... I am such a sucker for scary movies.
All the leaves are changing colors.... A great time to get outdoors and take pics... and I am enjoying the weather!!! I hope everyone is having a great week!! Talk to you all soon! Keep Rockin~
Enough about sports!!! Is anyone doing anything super fun for Halloween.... It is my absolute favorite time of year and Fav Holiday I am gettting antsy to dress up!!! And all the scary movies that come out in October... I am such a sucker for scary movies.
All the leaves are changing colors.... A great time to get outdoors and take pics... and I am enjoying the weather!!! I hope everyone is having a great week!! Talk to you all soon! Keep Rockin~
There are two new pics in my attachment album... they are part of my second set... it will be coming out in Nov.... so my first set is due out at the end of this month and my second set is due out in Nov..... stay Tuned!!!
ok so i am bored as usual.... hahah but have really been thinking lately that I want to start a sleeve. I am so excited to start it... but thought I would ask for opinions first.... I am not asking if you think it is dumb or not... cause i do what i want anyways.... but I am asking what do you think typically looks best.... if it is just random little pieces that kinda fit together like a puzzel and you can still see skin between.... or do you think it looks best when the tattoo artist puts a decoration behind it all to blend everything together... like waves... color...etc??? I am just trying to figure out where to get started ... I have so many ideas as to what I could do.... but I am not sure I want it to be just one big picture.... anyways girls with sleeves... guys with sleeves... come one come all.... guys who think sleeves are hot... girls who think sleeves are hot... let me have your opinions please..... Thanks all... much love!!! 
I am such a compter fanatic... i am on myspace like 24-7 and now here.... what has my world come to??? I am consumed by creating pages and meting new and interesting people.... Well i guess this is not a bad thing... anyways i just thought i would start this new thing were everyday i am going to pick my favorite suicide girl and she will be posted at the top of my page.... my fav today is Envied... and not just because she was picked for the set of the day... but becase i liked her well before this... her purple hair is rocking and she has some amazing tats..... so yeah I'm offically bored if you cant tell.... but i thought it would be cool to have people leave me comments about why they like my choosen sg girl of the day... and then at the end of the day i will copy and paste those comments and send them to that person... just to brighten their day and let them know we love them!!!! hahaha ok talk soon.... much love and keep rocking
todays girl is LillithVain
todays girl is LillithVain
So I am all about doing sets with a lot of thought behind them... so if anyone has any ideas that have not been over played i would love to hear them... i have so many ideas and cant wait to show you all them!!!! Much love and hope everyone's week is going great!
