SuicideGirl: Kraven
suicidegirl

Kraven is Merica\'s Red, White and Blue and I bleed BACON.

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AUGUST 22, 2011 @ 08:05 PM


Attention!!! Attention!! ATTENTION:

THIS IS A POSTING AND CASTING CALL FOR A SUGAR DADDY: IF YOU MEET THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS THEN YOU AND I CAN TALK. IF YOU ARE NOT OK WITH ANY OF THE FOLLOWING TERMS....THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST FUCK OFF.

1. You do not need to tell me your name.... I do not care.
2. You do not need to know mine and I will never tell you.
3. No I will not have sex with you.
4. No I do not want to be your friend and go on a date to dinner or a movie.
5. If you think I care about what happened in your day you are wrong. All I care about is that you are depositing a daily allowance in my Paypal for being hot.
6. If you think I want a penpal to write letter too and want your sappy words of emotional support that you tell anything hot girl with a vagina you are wrong. You can shove those right back up your ass.
7. You must have a ton of money that you will be depositing to me daily as a allowance....and no candy is not the same thing as money. Although...with my fat ass....what no.... no it is not the same thing.
8. Basically You give me money.... I am happy and do not know who the hell you are or anything about you.

SO ANY TAKERS???

And if you didn't know I am a sarcastic smart ass and that was a joke. Although.... no no it was a joke. smile Just trying to make you laugh.

COUNT DOWN IS STILL GOING..... AND IN CASE YOU MISSED THE LAST BLOG THEN YOU AND I CAN NO LONGER BE FRIENDS!!! AND KIDDING AGAIN.... BUT THE COUNT DOWN IS FOR KRAVEN / ALISSA MAGIC.
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THIS WILL BE COMING OUT IN 13 DAYS. THATS RIGHT: SUNDAY THE 4TH AT 1 AM!!!! AND DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT SLEEPING... CAUSE THERE WILL BE NONE OF THAT TIL YOU CHECK THIS SET OUT. smile

Man I really hope you all understand that I am kidding 99% of the time when I say things. I am constantly joking. But I have had a few people tell me I am demanding and can't tell if I am being sarcastic or not. I just hope you all know I really am too nice to people. So yes I am usually sarcastic and when I demand things in my blog it is because YOU WILL DO IT OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN....EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU AND BITCH SLAP YOUR ASS! smile

I also need to draw your attention to a few things on the site that I have been wowed by as of lately....that is right.... HOT SET ATTENTION TIME!

First and foremost...if you missed the front page set today....well then you are blind... but on top of that.... you really missed one of my all time new favorite sets of SG. YES I WAS THAT AMAZED WITH THIS SET. I will tell you why....It is GOGO and ANNALEE..... need I say more? Ok if so....Cherry shot it....and well she captured some of the most fantastic creative shots. So take a look and YOU CAN THINK ME LATER!

ANNALEE & GOGO HOTNESS!
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Also these beauties are still in MR. And I have to say there is way to much hotness in MR for all of these great sets to ever make it to the Front Page...which is really really sad.....so yes your comments and support mean more then anything in terms of helping sets get there. Your opinions do matter. So if you love a set....leave it a ton of love!!!!

These are just a few of my very very narrowed down list of newer sets I want to see hit the front page. And don't even get me started on older sets that I want to see there!

Luscious ~ Siren
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Plum_ ~ Whip It
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TaniaAnn ~ Delicious
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Amielle ~ Beatlemania
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Pilot ~ Georgia Moon
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Bounty ~ Lust
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Buffy ~ Sleeping Beauty
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Arquette ~ Just Like A Woman
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Lunar ~ Pugs Not Drugs
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Starfuck ~ Analogue
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Chad ~ Gingham Knickers
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Now that you all are hot and bothered and need to take a cold shower.... What else shall we talk about?
Whats on your mind? Anything you want to ponder me with?

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The monster has been unleashed upon you and is wanting to wreck havoc on the front page.... You all have been soooo supportive and helpful. I really hope there is still hope for this one!!!
Kraven ~ Lil Monster

And because I love you all..... Today is a Trivia day....as my mind has been missing learning useless facts and I know yours was too!!!

~Ostriches are often not taken seriously. They can run faster than horses, and the males can roar like lions.

~Seals used for their fur get extremely sick when taken aboard ships.

~Sloths take two weeks to digest their food.

~Guinea pigs and rabbits can't sweat.

~Sharks and rays are the only animals known to man that don't get cancer. Scientists believe this has something to do with the fact that they don't have bones, but cartilage.

~The porpoise is second to man as the most intelligent animal on the planet.

~Skunks can accurately spray their smelly fluid as far as ten feet.

~Deer can't eat hay.

~On average, dogs have better eyesight than humans, although not as colorful.

~The duckbill platypus can store as many as six hundred worms in the pouches of its cheeks.

~The lifespan of a squirrel is about nine years.

~Human birth control pills work on gorillas.

~Gorillas sleep as much as fourteen hours per day.

~A biological reserve has been made for golden toads because they are so rare.

~The female lion does ninety percent of the hunting.

~The odds of seeing three albino deer at once are one in seventy-nine billion, yet one man in Boulder Junction, Wisconsin, took a picture of three albino deer in the woods.

~A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink.

~Cats often rub up against people and furniture to lay their scent and mark their territory. They do it this way, as opposed to the way dogs do it, because they have scent glands in their faces.

~Cats sleep up to eighteen hours a day, but never quite as deep as humans. Instead, they fall asleep quickly and wake up intermittently to check to see if their environment is still safe.

~Catnip, or Nepeta cataria, is an herb with nepetalactone in it. Many think that when cats inhale nepetalactone, it affects hormones that arouse sexual feelings, or at least alter their brain functioning to make them feel "high." Catnip was originally made, using nepetalactone as a natural bug repellant, but roaming cats would rip up the plants before they could be put to their intended task.

~You can tell the sex of a horse by its teeth. Most males have 40, females have 36.
(All of the trivia above was taken from:http://www.angelfire.com/ca6/uselessfacts/) There are a ton more facts there if you wanna go keep yourself occupied!

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Caia

Caia

SUICIDEGIRL

Portugal

AUG 22, 2011 08:15 PM

Your boobs kill me shockedlove
I can't wait to see the new set winkkiss

1sailor

1sailor

Olympia, WA
July 2009

AUG 22, 2011 08:17 PM

Wow, you do ask for alot... just saying.

hodssorrow

hodssorrow

New Zealand
September 2009

AUG 22, 2011 08:18 PM

I dont meet the requirements for sugar daddy but maybe I'm sweet enough to be your candy man.

HeartBaker

HeartBaker

Fresno, CA
October 2007

AUG 22, 2011 08:21 PM

I want... No I need you on the front page!

Caia

Caia

SUICIDEGIRL

Portugal

AUG 22, 2011 08:21 PM

Yes!! Happily Bairro Alto shot by Gossip was bought. I can't believe that after 3 yrs I'll be again on the FP shockedlove
Thank you for your support kiss

Stpatrick3

Stpatrick3

Spokane, WA
April 2010

AUG 22, 2011 08:22 PM

I love your sarcastic nature....i have come to enjoy the abuse! And the part where you threaten people with bitch slappin their asses...not a good threat! I think id enjoy it if it came from you.

1sailor

1sailor

Olympia, WA
July 2009

AUG 22, 2011 08:22 PM

I was wondering.
I am sure that you will be ok.

Rachelle

Rachelle

SUICIDEGIRL

Wisconsin, USA

AUG 22, 2011 08:30 PM

Can't wait to see your new set! <3

1sailor

1sailor

Olympia, WA
July 2009

AUG 22, 2011 08:31 PM

My week is going OK. I am in Florida, when I would rather be home gearing up for burning man next week. So, I am OK, but will be much better next week. I hope that you are well. Hell, we should hang out sometime.

Draftsman

Draftsman

Chicago, IL
August 2009

AUG 22, 2011 08:38 PM

thank you so much. I love seeing you too. Every time I see you I want to tell you that you have a great set. Then I see you and turn into the biggest fanboy. I lose all ability to articulate an intelligent thought and can not help but smile.

Decklynn

Decklynn

HOPEFUL

Ashtabula, OH

AUG 22, 2011 08:41 PM

i still cant get over how adorable u are!!!

suispud1

suispud1

Dallas, TX
January 2010

AUG 22, 2011 08:51 PM

I was going to ask where do I sign to be your sugar daddy, Then you said you were joking, Oh well, your loss I guess.

Now I'm kidding. Hope you know I love ya, THAT I'm serious about. smile

Dougrun

Dougrun

San Luis Obispo, CA
February 2007

AUG 22, 2011 08:58 PM

wow, some new favs in that bunch!! thanks!! lovelovelovelove
ya gotta give suga to get suga biggrin

suispud1

suispud1

Dallas, TX
January 2010

AUG 22, 2011 09:00 PM

Never better. It was a very good SG day. smile

MudFlower

MudFlower

Fallon, NV
May 2010

AUG 22, 2011 09:13 PM

I can't wait to see your new set!

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