Tight Skirt, Bus Stop

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."

Sorry to hear about the doggies

Can't wait for the jokes I am sure it's just what you need! *hugs*

oh yes!nBring the jo0o0okes lol

I love your hair btw

countdown to joketime.... i can stand being beaten with the upbeat

You're welcome Kraven.

woooo joke time

one more dayyy

i'm really sorry to hear about your dogs. we see crazy stuff like that at work all too often.

i had a good sarah palin joke, but it's kind of offensive. so i'll think of another joke.

i work for a vet clinic outside chicago.
when i lived in indianapolis, i worked for the humane society's hospital.
okay, joke soon.

^^^I'm with Purpura on the smile suggestion. You're absolutely radiant when you smile!

And just keep your chin up. Hope your weekend is lovely.

don't think i've ever heard of it. feel better though!

yaaay half days! i got stuck with an extra 5 hours tonight. meh, i'm not complaining, my paycheck will be smitten with me next week.

so a little girl asks her mom, "mommy, is it true babies come out of where a penis goes?"
the mother replies, "yes, babies come from where a penis goes"
the girl replies, "will having a baby break my jaw?"

i have tons of yo mama jokes too.

yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles it looks like she has a mouth full of dice!

Sorry about your dogs Hope you feel better soon

i've always heard that when you have a cold, the best thing for it is something that penetrates and stimulates....

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um.... i guess i'm on a bit early for joketime....

You are too fucking cute! I was stopping in ti say hey and that you rock my socks off I am going to make a new pic album today! It is all me hanging at the gay bar with the boys and girls..........there are some funny ass pics in there and this world needs to see them! LOL LOL

Hope your day is good.......hit me up when you get back
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