gender: SG

age: 28 (Jan 27, 1984)

occupation: COCKSOCKET

crush: hello kitty

fantasy: my ass on every billboard across america

into: honesty / laughing / art

sign: language

makes me sad: the fact that i will never be able to own a panda

stats: will slit your throat and rape the wound

gets me hot: coffee

makes me happy: the comedic genius that is stephen lynch

heroes: bob fosse / oskar schindler / paul rusesabagina

most humbling moment: christmas '91