WTF! So I joined a dating site since I'm pretty reclusive and don't know how else to meet people. I've decided I'm going to start posting the retarded emails I get for my SG friends' amusement.

Here's the one from today:

Ugh. Too bad you value your cats more than someone you could spend the rest of your life with. I'm highly allergic. It isn't that I don't like them, but breathing takes a priority.

Sad, we are both athletic, have a sick sense of humor, health nuts, and attractive.

Sure you won't trade for a warm loving cute puppy?

Regards,

Ken

Here's my response to him:

There are so many things wrong with your message I'm not sure where to start. Attacking something that's important to a person isn't exactly the best way to win them over. If you had a dog that meant the world to you and you met a girl who was scared of dogs or that breed would you give your dog up? Something tells me no, you'd find a girl who will accept you and your life as you come.

Fortunately it's all moot since I don't find you or your attitude attractive.

Best of luck on your search for a partner.

He really was pretty ugly anyway.