I used to cry a lot about everything and lately I've noticed that I haven't been. That's a good feeling.
This blog was more than one sentence. Sorry bout it.
This blog was more than one sentence. Sorry bout it.
Kind of freaking out excited because I'm driving down to Richmond in a bit to go see my drag queen girlfriend Jinkx Monsoon!
The only people who ever flirt with me are about 8 years too young for me and I'm too awkward to initiate flirting. I suppose that means I could easily be the most passable cougar ever, but instead it appears I will have to continue obsessing and crushing over drag queens and own many cats.
I was bored this afternoon so I clicked through my blog, back for quite awhile. I'd just like to issue an apology to all of you who actually kept up with me the last couple years because god dammit, I have been such a crazy person. Basically following my hoohah thinking I was following my heart, and dragging out whatever was going on for way too long. Coming here was obviously the right decision, and hopefully the choices I am making now will end in something much more positive then what my life has been the past couple of years.
I had a little visit from home this weekend. My two best friends came down and we walked around DC for awhile (did the touristy thing of going to a few museums) and it was sunny and beautiful. Caught a few minutes of the Cherry Blossom parade, went for a long walk around and ended up in Chinatown. I took them out to my new store and got lunch. It really was just nice to feel a sense of normalcy again. Next month for my weekend off I will be heading up to Connecticut to go see everybody.
I find it really difficult to blog and even more difficult to blog about myself since all I basically do is work. Tonight I made dinner for my brothers and spent some time outside with my hoop which I haven't done in ages. I'm really enjoying that it's spring. I have nothing else really to say.
Be good.
ps I update my instagram a lot more frequently: Lasuchabitch
I had a little visit from home this weekend. My two best friends came down and we walked around DC for awhile (did the touristy thing of going to a few museums) and it was sunny and beautiful. Caught a few minutes of the Cherry Blossom parade, went for a long walk around and ended up in Chinatown. I took them out to my new store and got lunch. It really was just nice to feel a sense of normalcy again. Next month for my weekend off I will be heading up to Connecticut to go see everybody.
I find it really difficult to blog and even more difficult to blog about myself since all I basically do is work. Tonight I made dinner for my brothers and spent some time outside with my hoop which I haven't done in ages. I'm really enjoying that it's spring. I have nothing else really to say.
Be good.
ps I update my instagram a lot more frequently: Lasuchabitch
Sometimes it really bums me out when I see hopefuls on the site (especially when they've been around for awhile) act offended and even a little bitter when a new girl comes along and does something "wrong". It's a lot classier to stay out of the drama and just relax, ladies! As someone who was a very-long-time hopeful (before hopefuls were hopefuls, ya know), someone who was a member for five years before becoming an SG, here's a little advice:
Take this site for what it is: A great way to meet friends, explore new places, vent in private groups about your real life, take up a new hobby, keep a blog, and get to see titties every single day! If you want to be a suicidegirl, have a thicker skin. People are constantly ragging on the girls on every form of social media, there's a few thousand naked ladies on the site so there's something for everyone but not every girl is someone's cup of tea. Sometimes people will be mean to you. Sometimes people will be overly nice to you. Sometimes a new, younger 18 year old hopeful will come along and push you down the stairs like in Showgirls. Sometimes a boy you'll like won't know how to handle your internet nakedness and you'll have to think about what is really important. Because this site shouldn't be your life. And if it is, well, that's just ridiculous.
I wish more people would calm down before they post. That's all.
Take this site for what it is: A great way to meet friends, explore new places, vent in private groups about your real life, take up a new hobby, keep a blog, and get to see titties every single day! If you want to be a suicidegirl, have a thicker skin. People are constantly ragging on the girls on every form of social media, there's a few thousand naked ladies on the site so there's something for everyone but not every girl is someone's cup of tea. Sometimes people will be mean to you. Sometimes people will be overly nice to you. Sometimes a new, younger 18 year old hopeful will come along and push you down the stairs like in Showgirls. Sometimes a boy you'll like won't know how to handle your internet nakedness and you'll have to think about what is really important. Because this site shouldn't be your life. And if it is, well, that's just ridiculous.
I wish more people would calm down before they post. That's all.
My current philosophy is "treat yoself"

because I finally got my promotion at Sephora. So, go me. So today this "treat yoself" thing means eating Butterfinger easter eggs in my bed while listening to 90s chick rock and buying myself a new hula hoop for the first time in a couple of years. I've also gotten new work shoes, a pair of glasses from zenni optical, and a hair cut.
Next weekend, my bff Nicki is coming to town. The last time I saw her this happened:




She never fails to drive me crazy or laugh until I cry. So I'm looking forward to that a lot a lot.
I hope you all have a great weekend and remember to treat yoself.

because I finally got my promotion at Sephora. So, go me. So today this "treat yoself" thing means eating Butterfinger easter eggs in my bed while listening to 90s chick rock and buying myself a new hula hoop for the first time in a couple of years. I've also gotten new work shoes, a pair of glasses from zenni optical, and a hair cut.
Next weekend, my bff Nicki is coming to town. The last time I saw her this happened:


She never fails to drive me crazy or laugh until I cry. So I'm looking forward to that a lot a lot.
I hope you all have a great weekend and remember to treat yoself.
my all time best friend who i've known since 1986 (were you even alive then?) is having a baby tonight and i'm semi drunk off margaritas that i drank with my parents and younger sister.
who's the bigger grown up then?
that's what i thought.
who's the bigger grown up then?
that's what i thought.

