"I love you like Dora loves maps. I love you like Alf loves cats. I love you like Ninja Turtles love Pizza. I love you like dinosaurs hate comets. I love you like robots love enslaving and then exterminating mankind. Seriously, you can't trust robots."
"OMFG! I THINK I FELL IN LOVE! SMOKING POT, GUNS, THAT BEAUTIFUL SMILLE, SNOWBOARDING, AQUA TEAM HUNGER FORCE, AND SQUIBILLIES YUP!!!! IM IN LOVE! LOL"
"not only do you seem like one of the most awesome people ever, from checking out your blogs, pics, videos, etc., but you are by far one of the most beautiful women i have ever had the pleasure of lying my eyes upon...
"It's pretty rad to realize how fucking awesome you are, with your nonchalant I-don't-give-two-fucks easygoin' attitude.. Haven't seen a set from you I didn't instantly love, and you've got some killer absurdities in your profile comments which delightfully incite hearty chuckles as per your shenanigans. Your bong--cereal status post recently gives me the theoretical idea to create some sort of cereal-bong. Essentially out of one of those dispensers they offer in cafeteria-style breakfast eateries. Wouldn't be quite as epic as the water-cooler style, but perhaps kitschy cool somehow. Aaaand.. realizing the length of this, I probably shouldn't have written this so soon after baking..
m3mphis
Saint Clair, PA
March 2012
APR 13, 2012 10:01 PM