I've got a lot to say so I'm going to try to organize myself as best as possible. (Or at least in my mind it seems like I have a lot)

FIRST
I'm on Instagram now! Look me up @ kemperfi Just like my facebook.

SECOND
I've never had allergies in my life but I think I'm developing them because I have been sneezing and sniffling ALL DAY and it's miserable. I know it's not a cold so it must be some sort of allergy.

THIRD
I was at the Everything to do with Sex convention with Sash, Milloux, Ackley, and Leandra on Friday and even though the con itself was dead I still enjoyed hanging out at the booth with the girls. I always love seeing those girls since I've met all of them before and we all get along really well. I'm so glad to be back with SuicideGirls, I feel even more appreciative of the site since I was away and returned. While we were there we visited this booth with these very impressive vibrators and Sash talked the vendor into giving me a keychain vibrator with the purchase of a mini one. I haven't gotten the chance to use either yet, I've been so busy, but I'm very excited about it.
This is the company.

And the toys:

They charge through your USB
And a brief video, if it's even helpful. Excuse my sniffling. I'm a mess right now.


Actual review of product to follow, but already it's very convenient and it seems very promising. I love the idea of being able to charge it on my computer and not having to buy new batteries.

I also did an interview with Milloux about masturbating for this website.


Here's the only photo from the con I have right now with the beautiful miss Leandra however MANY photos were taken on Friday alone so I can't wait to see them. They should be great.

Oh, and then there was this as well:


I have a lot more pics on my phone from the last couple days but those will all surface at the end of the month in my usual monthly iPhone recap.

FOURTH
Club Suicide was last night and I had a lot of fun. I got to see Jaxy and Milloux again and I got to meet the lovely Vivid and Haydin and also I met ZakSmith among other people who I don't believe are members. If you are a member and I met you last night, please let me know!
I'm bummed they didn't have the photobooth but there was a photographer making her way around the club and she took one photo of me and a friend so hopefully I can get my hands on that at some point.

FIFTH
I got to ride the new Star Tours at Disneyland and it was awesome!

I also bought some sweet Star Wars shirts that I'll post at another time.
This is a pic from before I left my house at 4AM that morning.

And then later that day before I went to the convention.

It was a long day to say the least but I pulled it together. We actually ordered pizza at the convention because pizza places will pretty much deliver to anywhere. Literally Sash and I were at a street corner waiting for a call from the pizza delivery guy who barely spoke English. Haha. So worth it though.

I feel like there's more I wanted to cover but I can't think of it right now and considering I'm still exhausted from the weekend and trying desperately to do everything in my power to keep myself from sneezing maybe I should call it a night.

I suppose it's time I let you in on the good news so you can make preparations to have clean underwear on hand. Haha, juuust kidding.

However, I think this might be one of my favorite sets of myself. Obviously I love I'm Not Bad but I'm playing a character in that one so I love it in a different way. This new set is just more of me as I am, it's very simple and laid back. I'm really excited about it and I hope you guys like it!


Kemper: Out!

I'm pissed on a smaller scale today because I went to Burger King, got a kids meal, got a Thor toy and what was it? The fucking Destroyer. You know what's on all my Thor Dr Pepper cans? The FUCKING Destroyer. I'M OVER THE FUCKING DESTROYER. Give me Thor! OR ANYTHING. No more Destroyer KThx.

I'm at a stand still. I have access AND excess of an anti-depressant I don't need and yet I keep making an attempt to get my heart medication refilled with no success. I've been off of it for over a month now because the nurses are incompetent and only accept voice mails, not phone calls, and only attempted to call me back once (when I was in class) for the numerous times I've called and left messages. The chest pain hasn't really returned so so far so good I guess but I know it's unhealthy and it's putting stress on my heart.
I'm just annoyed and frustrated at the situation. I'd love to write a scathing letter.

I spoilered this because it's a long rant stemming from the above mini rant.

On to the happiness these two bring me. I rely on them more than any love interest.

<3 Das babies. Love them soo ssosos soso so much.

Anywho, past the rant-tastic beginning. I'm trying to remember to screen cap inquiries from members to answer:

I actually do use the hats a lot. I get cold easily and they're also good for covering my head when my hair looks bad. Haha. It rained yesterday and I wore my R2D2 beanie! Some of them don't get a lot of use like the shark one with the tail straight in the air, it's more of just a prized possession since my best friend made it for me last Christmas.


I DID stay after the credits for Thor, TWICE! Haha, I saw it again with someone else on Monday and we stayed and saw the scene after the credits for my second time! Yay!

I really want to do this to my hair.

Like... REALLY bad. But it would involve SO much work and I've been growing my hair out to be red for SO long. Sure, I did the orange and the pink a few weeks back but it was just over my natural red hair and I knew it would rinse out. This would involve bleaching and a lot of dye AND a lot of upkeep. But I WANT SO BAD! It'd be SO amazing. In case you hadn't realized I have a rainbow obsession. Even as a child I've NEVER had a "favorite color" and I'm realizing I just prefer the beauty of the color spectrum as a whole in the form of the rainbow. All my tattoos are colorful, I just love bright color combinations.
Want. Want. WANT!

THIS WEEKEND is going to be full of epicness.
I've been invited to preview the new Star Tours at Disneyland! WOO! On Friday I will be at the Everything to do with Sex show in LA! I can't wait to see all the gorgeous girls I've been missing these past few months and it should be really interesting. I've only ever been to comic conventions so far (and one horror convention) so I'm excited to see a different dynamic of convention. ALSO Club Suicide on Saturday night! SO excited for that too and hopefully I can see the lovely miss Jaxy who I've been missing dearly. <3

I think that's it for news, I always end up writing more than I expect to. I'll leave you with some photos and hopefully I'll see some people around for this SG filled weekend!



Toodles.

I've currently got the easiest babysitting job ever. Sitting on my sisters' couch watching Adult Swim while the kids are asleep.

Thank you for all your lovely comments on my video. It's always nice to know people will watch things without the promise of nudity.

I'm in a very mellow, appreciative, happy mood.
Thanks for being here.

I'm back in video realm.




Sorry there are no boobs, but I felt like doing something fun and simple.



Not even a week into summer and I'm trying to keep myself busy.

• Today's been a pretty great day just in terms of getting good news. My next couple days are looking promising. Also I'll finally be starting my leg tattoo at the end of May. Super stoked on that because I've been waiting on it for a while.



• Saw Thor today. I liked it.



• I finished Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. I liked that too.



• I tried to start Flatland for the second time, getting further this time than the first. Has anyone read it? I think I'm going to give it up, I find it mind numbing.

My skins super dry and itchy from my sunburn.

Gotta pick a new book to read, I've got plenty and at this rate I'll read tons during summer. I finished Pride and Prejudice and Zombies within two days. I didn't want to put it down but at the same time I don't like to read books that fast, I don't retain as much and I forget them sooner.

Here's some awesomeness.

Otherwise, things to look forward to:

• Sleeping in tomorrow.
• Seeing my niece/god daughter.
• Seeing my hometown friends during summer.
• My BFF coming home.
• A new book.
• Maybe a phys ed class over summer.

This is my niece and I on mother's day.


And I shall leave you with the following:


Who plans on attending the San Diego Comic Con this year?

May the fourth be with you!

Some faves of girls reppin' Star Wars.
Silvi
James
Jacksons
Chanel
Adria
Mnislahi
Gogo
Sash

Feel free to share any I've missed that you love!

In other news I'm just bleh right now. I'm in a limbo and it's where I hate being most. I hate waiting, the outcome whether good or bad I can deal with, I just hate waaaaaiting. I'm such a baby. Haha, I just need to suck it up and get over it.

Today was up in the air, I got to see a very lovely SG lady today which was great but other than that my plans were iffy. I was supposed to go to a premier for the new Pirates movie tonight but my friend who offered me tickets isn't responding so I'm not going to drive all the way out there if I'm not sure I can get in. So that's out. Now my roomie and I are going to the mall because she wants to get her eyebrows done and I need to get a contact case because I forgot mine at home and my eyes are dying. I neeeeed to take my contacts out.
And thennnn our other roommate turns 21 tomorrow so we're hitting the bars at midnight to get her her first legal drink and then back home relatively early for finals the next day. It should be fun.

I have two finals tomorrow, I probably won't even study. I just don't care and they're easy classes.

uuugh, i just need to blow off steam, I feel so unsettled, it's annoying.

What's your favorite Star Wars quote?

fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck.
I'm slightly displeased. Not upset, not angry, just bothered. I got a vague facebook message alluding to my friend being in prison. Not surprised. But how long does he expect me to stick around while he's in and out of jail and now in prison, probably for a very long time considering when I last talked to him around September or October he was facing 8 years in prison. He's such an idiot. He could've done so much better for himself. It's unfortunate.

I've moved most of my stuff out of my on campus apartment today. I thought I'd be so happy to get out, I was counting down the days to being out of there but of course the grass is always greener on the other side. I'm really sad it's over, I don't want to leave. In the past month or so I started building more relationships at school and I don't want all my friends to go home, or stay in LA while I'm alone in OC, back to living with my parents for the summer.

Anywho, enough 'woe is me'. Oh wait, a couple more tidbits. I got a gnarly sunburn on Saturday, I'm surprised it didn't blister, and I have a gnarly bug bite on my foot that itches like crazy. Pictures to follow because I just realize APRIL IS OVER so I shall upload the few photos I have on my phone in T minus
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So that's a brief view of my April via iPhone.
Now the photos of my weekend:

Bleh


I think perhaps I'll take a nice long bath and count down the hours until I can go back to LA.

So glad to be back here on SG <3


PS
Come to Club Suicide!

I haven't had much time to sit down and blog, this is the last week of classes and next week is finals.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not stressing, nor do I have a lot of school work to do but I have been pretty busy.
To give you a quick over view of my next couple days: I have three classes tomorrow, one of which is the final class where I have to turn in my portfolio, then I have an art gallery reception and awards ceremony I'm supposed to be at in case I win something which I probably wont, then a dinner I offered for some rugby boys because I have so much money left on my meal plan that expires at the end of the semester, THEN a party which I need to hook up with two girl friends before hand for. After all that I get a brief break to shower or whatever or work on an essay and then I have a girls dinner for a friends 21st and then a party for her after that and then finals week hits with a 10 page essay due on tues that I haven't even read the prompt for and two more tests, my art classes are all finishing this week. Oh and I also have a shoot set up for next week

I'm excited for things to start. Once I go to bed tonight the ball will start rolling and I'll wake up and things won't slow down for a while.

So I dyed my hair orange a couple weeks ago, knowing it would wash out and I'd be left with orange highlights in the previously highlighted areas. Well I eventually ended up not liking it sooo I went home last night and dyed it pink!

I like my roomies, I'm a little sad this year is ending. I hope next year is just as good or better!

I was pretty drunk both of those nights, the difference is the first event was in the beginning, the second event was after I got home and was sobering up. Lol
Might have some similar pics after this weekend.

Oh and someone said something about thinking they saw me at a mall and I was with a guy and I was pregnant... yeah, not me. Apparently I have some twins out there, a lot of people tell me they thought they saw me places but I am not, nor have I ever been pregnant, nor have I been with a guy for a while so most definitely not me.

Forgive me if I double post randoms:

I would like a hot lipstick lesbian girlfriend to cuddle and make out with please. Inquire within k thx.

Let me go ahead and start with a disclaimer:
In no way do I like or want to be that bitchy girl who talks shit on other girls. I think girls need to get each others backs more often and stop hating each other for reasons like "she's a slut" or "she's a bitch", etc. So I don't intend this blog to seem this way, I'm just making an observation.

Today I came across the Maxim Hometown Hotties page and was pretty disappointed. I have high standards and being at SG and seeing so many gorgeous women with attitude and personality probably makes my standards even higher. Most of the girls had a blank stare on their face or were trying to make sexy faces that just weren't working. Luckily I didn't notice many duck faces but the originality and spice in these women was lacking. I know I have "fake" boobs but these women seemed fake in a more bland, plastic, dime-a-dozen way.

My first question which does not pertain to my previous statement: Does this look like a Hispanic Natalie Portman or is it just me?


Anyways, there was ONE girl with a sleeve, otherwise, the tattoos were scarce:
The sleeved girl looks hot in her pic but I wasn't too impressed with her other photos.


Here are the only girls that impressed me:


And my next issue: the photoshop. Some people just took it WAY too far:


There's a line in photoshopping that shouldn't be crossed, let me elaborate:
1. Oh hai, I'm a normal person.


2. Oh hai, I'm a celeb and desire to be a bit more airbrushed.


3. Oh hai, you've gone too far...



I mean, it's hard to compete with us.


Who's your pick for SG hometown hottie?
(Pictures please!)