underwater mustache.

And,

Waterproof baby.

I don't know if I directly told you but I will be at Comic Con with Suicide Girls this year. Giggity.

Hola señors and señoritas,

I'm coming out of a couple of rough days involving lots of pain. I fought off a cold for a week until my best friend left and then it hit me hard. It was a lot of head congestion, I just felt like my head was going to explode. It was really hard to fall asleep when I was in so much pain. On top of that the sunburn wasn't helping, but that's finally starting to subside. And, of my own fault, my shins and calves have been hurting the past 3 days due to running/walking with my dogs. I'm trying to get them in shape along with myself. My head no longer constantly hurts but it hits me whenever I get up or make sudden movements and now on the day that everything's starting to subside my ovaries hurt... ugh, cramps.
I'm supposed to meet an old friend that I haven't seen in at least a year for dinner but I just want to lay around and be lazy and wait for the pain to go away, but I actually really want to see this friend so I'll suck it up.

Otherwise, I've been binging on glasses lately:
Old prescription glasses.

New prescription glasses: $89 for frames, $100 for prescription lenses.

Pink heart glasses: $6

Repurchases red heart glasses (I found them @ a different store!!): $6

New non-prescription vintage glasses: $6 (I yanked them off the mannequin because I couldn't find them in the store! muahaha!)


*I wanted to address one thing from my previous blog: I know guys hurt too, but that wasn't the point of my last blog, I was simply observing that a lot of women I know are currently hurting. I haven't forgotten about you, boys, that blog just wasn't for you.

I've collected plenty of amazingness for you, it's been awhile:



And for my fellow Star Wars fans:


life:

Uh oh! Look what I got! Thank you, wolfcrap! And also, thank you for the cell phone cover:

I just noticed last night that I have two photos of myself on my phone that when I look at, I see two completely different people:

What do you see?

Don't forget:

Less than 48 hours away!

Find me on facebook and on Instagram @kemperfi

I feel like a lot of girls I know are currently hurt, lonely, and/or heartbroken. It's not just girls I know personally either, I keep running into sad blogs by SG's about the previously mentioned subjects. It makes me sad. I deal with a lot of "love life" bullshit but I feel like it's ok for me but these girls don't deserve the hurt, I just want everything to be good for everyone. Why is that so difficult?


I'll keep an eye out...

But until then...
<3

-Mini Update-

What have I been up to...

Playing with iPhone photo apps:


Lovin' on my pups:


Buying some awesome old man glasses to replace my stolen glasses:


Discovering the differences between good ole' El Torito and El Torito "Grill":

Green rice. Wtf. It's "cilantro" rice. It was ok but I just wanted normal Spanish rice. Also, taco tues at an El Torito Grill is $1.50 tacos as opposed to the usual dollar tacos AND they don't have pitchers of Margarita like normal El Toritos do. Gay.

Otherwise, got naked with an SG hottie, gonna get naked with another SG hottie at Comicon, gonna go to Sea World, gonna go to bed... yup... bed. Sounds good.

K, nighty-night.

Dear douchers who broke into my car,
While my car is going through insurance and getting fixed I get to drive around in one of these:

Life's difficult aint it?
Go home and tell your parents they failed.
Fuck off.

Since my phone was stolen I was able to upgrade to the iPhone 4, fuck yeah, and they had it in white and black so I thought, "what the hell, why not go with white." And I put an awesome sticker on it with a clear rubber cover so you can see it:


If I can't have my Darth Vader case then I might as well have something just as awesome.

Otherwise, I've been fab.

Had to get new heart sunglasses and they didn't have red so I had to get pink.



I get to spend my evening tomorrow with a very gorgeous girl you'd all be jealous of me for but I'll keep that secret to myself until later...



Otherwise, check this out:



fuckyeah.

It's been a really long month and I have a lot of photos from my phone:

I can't believe that at the beginning of this month I was still at school.

Almost 100 pictures:


Also,


and



It's been a good few days and my next few days are going to continue to be good. I'm excited

Club Suicide returns on June 18!

Alright, I'm trying to get to bed before 1am tonight. Gotta be up early (in comparison to my usual noon wake up time) for a bridal shower, and there's nothing good on TV right now anyhow.

I'll admit, this blog is really just going to be pics of me and my life in the past couple days. It's been fun though and I can't wait to share it with you.

First off, I posted a new video showcasing the contents of my "pleasure chest' and my lingerie drawer. I had a lot of fun putting it together for you guys so I hope you enjoy it.


And it's being featured on the front page!


If you like the song, it's from the Sucker Punch Soundtrack. It's not stuff I would normally listen to but I really like it.

Onwards, my Tuesday was really fun, I spent it with a friend I hadn't seen in awhile.

I got to hang out with her and some other friends at Disneyland the next day for frreeee!

And I'm completely obsessed with my new $6 sunglasses!

I have some other random pics, I have been turning out some of my favorite pics lately:
My favorite pic ever of me and my goddaughter/niece.
I like this pic a lot too, thanks to Instagram.
Some bewbs.
And my baby and I.

And finally for the big EXCITING news! ....
I GOT TATTOOED! Finally! The last time I got tattooed was in mid October and my artist and I had been coming off of a long run of appointments every 2-4 weeks. He'd been working on getting his own shop opened so this was the first time I saw the new place and it's gorgeous! Probably the nicest and most classy and cool tattoo shop I've seen. He's really going all out on this shop and he's the coolest and best artist I've ever had or met so he really deserves it. He's been working on this tattoo for me for quite some time and we finally got it started!
*Remember that I'm a bitch and can't sit for much more than 2 hours if I make it that far. The whole outline isn't even done yet, when we're done with that it will go down past my knee and wrap around a little further.
I'm in love with it!!!

Alright, I need to start getting ready for bed!

I am bored and no one's home so it's always fun to see me naked somewhere else than my room right?



Right.

Apparently I'm blonde now too. Haha, no it's not that bad. I got some highlights but it looks a lot more blonde in those photos because of the light.

• My mom is pissed at me because she was bugging me earlier about who I was texting and I said "Well, it's Nikki but it's none of your business." That may seem a bit harsh but you'd have to understand how my mom gets when she's nosy like that, not to mention it's just annoying when anyone asks who you're texting because hey, guess what, it's none of your business.



• I have a couple male acquaintances who bother me simply because I know when they ask to hang out with me, they just want to fuck me. Now THAT may seem cocky or whatever, but I have plenty of male friends who are perfectly normal and don't make me feel that way. In all fairness there's only two guys I'm thinking of: one of them I did have sex with when I was seeing him and now he only texts me when his parents are leaving town (he moved back in with them last semester) in hopes that I'll "come over". The second one I went on one date with and after he texted me constantly trying to get me to come over and making sexual comments, and when my R2 bathing suit photo went viral he messaged me to tell me he "must have me". No thanks. And on that ONE date, there wasn't even as much as a kiss so he has no reason to feel justified in trying to get me to sleep with him. Annoying, k thx.



• Another pet peeve: Men who can't be men, or should I say boys who can't be men. If there's an issue, just say it. I'd rather talk about it then just play the awkward waiting game because I don't play games and I definitely don't wait. This pet peeve is actually in effect right now. He probably thinks he's getting away with having to talk about it with me when really, I've already moved forward and gotten over the issue. Can't wait to see if this guy will fall into the previous category in a couple months. Ah, the anticipation.



• People (not just guys) who text me CONSTANTLY. If I didn't answer you the first time, don't text me about it again. I told you to begin with I didn't want to spend my day texting you but you're still texting me constantly. Last night multiple times, this morning when I woke up, later when I'm driving, again and again and again. It's annoying and it's a turn off (granted this is directed more towards that person you went on ONE date with.)

I need a good balance. I want a relationship, but at the same time I can't fucking stand them. I don't want a growth, a cling-on, or anything else along those lines. But I also don't want a shady motherfucker who doesn't tell me anything. Aw well, the search continues.