There's only a day or two of January left and considering I'll be at school then I'm going to take this opportunity to post my January iPhone recap now... or at least the second half. The first half was in my last blog and there's still so many photos but maybe this month was just more eventful because of my birthday...
It's been a really good month, it's a hard act to follow for February.

Picking up where we left off with my birthday/Delphiversary.


And then began the epic day full of food, 3 amazing people, and Super Mario all day.


And then came an epic day with Venom
<3


Sometimes I hate my school.


Epic cake.


My friend got a snake.


The difference between trying to draw with a mouse and tablet.


Animating stuff.


My last shading appointment! Color next!


Tried out my star wars cookie cutters. They looked better before baking. The death stars were a complete failure and the x-wings look very phallic.


A birthday card from JayBugg


A hand drawn card from my friend in prison.


And boredom.


Let's see what random goodies I can find:


Thanks for all your support on Leopard. I'm glad you all liked it and I'm happy to have made a strong comeback after my brief hiatus a year ago. It still really humbles and flatters me to come across someones page and see myself in their favorites. Although doing what we do on here as Suicide Girls comes with judgements from ignorant or rude people, the good outweighs the bad and I'm happy to be here.



<3 Kemper

Well! It'll be my 24th birthday in a couple minutes. Yes, I'm home alone right now but I have fantastic plans for the next couple days. And I have an extra day off due to MLK day.

It's been a good birthday so far: I received a great drawing from someone, an e-card via my friend's mother because he himself is currently in prison, some pretty awesome Star Wars gifts from JayBugg, a StormTrooper mug from my roomie, my bestie sent me these awesome little star wars crochet characters that she made


I had a mini celebration with some friends last week:


And then we all reunited for more celebrating a few days later:


AND another friend and I went to Disneyland:


I have a couple random amazing photos I've dug up on the interwebs for your viewing pleasure:

I know it's not customary for someone to give gifts on their own bday but here's some sexy time for you:

And my birthday is also my "Delphiversary".

2 years with the best birthday gift ever.

Thanks for all the love over the years!
Kemper

You get what you give. When you realize you're giving nothing you have to take a chance, put a little more forward and hope you'll get back the same.

I'm going to be a part of an art show next semester and I hadn't done anything for it so I started trying to force myself into creativity and coming up with stuff to exhibit. I've been working on a lot of stuff, I'm not sure if it will be as strong as I want it to be. I don't really put emotion into my work, I don't like to exhibit myself. I don't really call my work "art". But I was asked to do this so whatever.
Among all the other stuff I've been doing or thinking of doing, I've been working on this:

This is pretty early on, it's got a loooong way to go. I have a lot of hope for this one so if it doesn't go the way I hope I'll be disappointed.

I've been really antisocial lately; most of the time I just want to turn my phone off and forget the world but I rarely do it. I feel bad consistently telling my friends, "no". Contrary to what they may think, the PS3 is not responsible for my recluse behavior. I don't think I've played in days actually.

I'll give you my December, there's a lot.

I also have a lot of randoms.

Star Wars!

I went back and took a look at what was going on when my first set went up. It's been awhile... I've been here for awhile.
Well, I have a new set coming up too.

Previews anyone?


And some other stuff.


Alright, I've things to do and whatnot and then some.... etc. etc.

Oh and I guess my birthday's coming up. One of those things again. The best thing I ever got for a birthday was Delphi. Otherwise, it's just another day.

I hope you like the new set,
Kemper

Well hello,

Life has been busy and filled with goodness. I'm so glad to be here on SG, I've met so many amazing girls. Tomorrow I get to see Alicee and hopefully in a couple days Venom, amidst so many other amazing people.
I've been smothering my pups because I'm so glad to see them every day. I miss them when I'm at school.


I've been hitting the strip club with friends.


And bad sweater parties, my friend brought me this one, I don't own any bad Christmas sweaters. This one wasn't too bad, though.


Bought a PS3 and been playing as often as I can.


Baking.


Christmasing..


Not fitting my boobs into things.


Taking randoms.


And I got tattooed today!


I'm super stoked on how the snake looks, I love it. But I realized when I got home that we missed part of the snake that was higher on my leg. But I'm going back soon.

You can find most of these photos on instagram @Kemperfi


Randoms.


Redheads have been pwning.
Bacon roses.




Ok, that's as far as I can get, I keep yawning. Time for bed.

By the way,


Perhaps a preview as we get closer.


Kemper

I think this was the first photo that I ever posted in a blog on SG, before my first set was even live.

One of my best friends bought me the lingerie as an early Christmas gift in 2006, before she passed away about three years ago. I wish I could say I still had it, I guess it wouldn't fit anyways.

I'm feeling much less stressed and much more prepared. I still have a lot of work to do before the week is over but I've gotten a lot done already and I've got everything handled and under control, whereas before I started it was all just so overwhelming with how much I needed to get done. I cannot believe how fucking expensive it is to matte and frame shit! I spent $300 today at the frame shop... and they say being an art major is easy.. It sure as hell aint cheap.

In the process of making my presentation for my sociology class I found the following videos (they're 7-10 min but if you stick with them, they're pretty interesting. If you only watch one, watch the Donald Duck one):



And for the ladies, Disney teaches us about menstruation! ...Glad that whole not showering during your period idea was disproved.



I noticed while scrolling through my last blog that these two photos were posted together and I found it amusing, did anyone else notice this?


I guess I can post some stuff from my final photo project that I've been working on:

Aphrodite


Athena


Cerberus


Dionysus


Eros + Psyche


The Fates


Hades


Hercules


Our lovely Venom as Medusa


Pandora


Prometheus


Zeus


There were a few other images including Hermes, Poseidon, and a Centaur that I'm just not happy with but whatever. Zeus didn't quite come out as well as I had hoped either but I think I was just really burnt out by then of all of it.

What are you all doing for New Years? I haven't really given much thought to it, I never do, but for some reason the thought occurred to me this year.. I have no clue what I'd do. Everyone I know will be probably be getting drunk and/or getting laid. I think it was 2 years ago, at the stroke of midnight I was in the shower (alone, nothing exciting). It's just another day to me, but I guess I feel compelled to at least go out this year? My best friend doesn't live here, my roommate will be spending it with family, my other good friend's bf is flying her out to NYC and like I said, everyone else will be drunk. Hmmmm, what to do?

And I have one more question for the men out there: The holes in your boxers, briefs, etc. Do you use them? I've heard both sides where guys don't even use them or they do. I'm just curious if this "not using the hole" phenomenon is a widespread thing?


Anywho, I should probably get to bed, I have a lot to do tomorrow.


PS I may have a new set in a month or so.. who knows. Keep an eye out!

Hola señors and señoritas,
I've been so busy, it's ridiculous. Let me show you a brief overview of my November (I can't believe it's December!!):

After my laser removal I got a gnarly blister.

I started pole dancing!

My dogs evil twin.

Roomie girl time.

Went to Disneyland.



Went to a Star Wars exhibit!:
The cake was in fact a lie.
Delphi's fat.

Set stuff on fire.

Shot with and drank Sangria.

It rained.



Venom came to visit!:
Did a lot of shooting.

Worked in the car.

Crazy-eyed horse!

More work in cars.

Taquitos!

Dogs yawning!

More work!

I've been working away.
I have some stuff from an earlier project:

I made more but I didn't like them as much. I'd like to do more with this but I don't have a lot of time.

I currently live on campus during the week which means I have a roommate in my actual bedroom and this morning it was decided I'd get my own place in May so I'm really excited about it. Not that it was ever fun sharing a room, but I'm definitely over it. My last roommate was so much better. :/

I've already registered for Spring and Summer semester. I feel like I have no down time, I don't think that's necessarily bad but it's tiring. I feel guilty just by taking the time to make this blog. I have 2 more essays and a presentation to do for next week, not to mention a bunch of prints to make and I have to put together some sort of photo blog. uughghhg.

Whatevs. Life goes on. Sorry I don't have time for more, I wish I could post some hilarious photos and all, I just don't have time. I'm exhausted and I forgot I have a tattoo appointment tomorrow so that's another thing I have to work around.

I have so much to say... no time... Sorry guys.
It'll get better once the semester is over! Only 2 more weeks!

Kemper

They told me to stretch after pole dancing to alleviate the soreness. I don't think it helped...
Maybe I didn't do it right...

Have you ever had a friend tell you that they have a friend you've never met who's obsessed with you? It's awkward.
I guess I'm kind of awkward.

True story: my high school algebra teacher was a creep and although I only had him freshman year he remembered me for my next three years and when he subbed one of my classes senior year he got my number from another student. I also had to take a final in his classroom on one of my last days of class and he tried to keep me behind when I was done to talk to me but I got out of there real quick. Luckily he never called me (to my knowledge) and I've changed my number since. He always used to wear tight shorts that gave him male camel toes... it. was. disgusting.

The end.

I've been postponing updating, as usual. The time never seems like enough to include everything and then the longer I wait, the more things build up SO I cut back some of the fat and tried to only include the highlights.

Let's start with October:

We went to the Standard.

And then to LACMA to see the Tim Burton exhibit.

My attempts to relax seem futile.

It got really fucking hot.

And I went to the local animal shelter for a (very depressing) photo project: My own pound puppy is quite the creep.

I have sexy talks with Venom

People at my school like to walk around bare foot...

I broke a window.

My god daughter/niece turned 1.

I learned how to sew... kind of.

I went on a date or 2.

I ate a lot of good food.

I tittied it up around campus.

And got people to put on a cat mask.

AND THEN we went to Vegas...

Non phone photos:
And then reunited with my babies:
Presented some work.

And then it got fucking freezing.

I went to the Griffith Observatory.

Got my tattoo artist to wear a cat mask.

I don't know why all my dogs try to fit into one bed when there's another bed right next to them. And no, they don't normally like to snuggle together.

AND THEN Halloween came:

Non phone photos:

And life resumed:
Did more work.

Boobs are good for catching fallen chips.

Got new panties.

More work.

I'm so stoked for this but I'm getting it for Christmas so I have to wait...

Reunited with an old friend.

And finally today I got my 7th session of laser tattoo removal:


They used a special laser today that's supposed to get the blue ink out better which is why certain parts look particularly gnarly. They only did part of the blue today, they're going to do the body of the shark next time. It wasn't as painful today but I have the grossest blood blister which is what the last photo is supposed to be depicting. They gave me shorter wait period between sessions though. Before they were giving me 12 months and this time I go back in 8. This session officially put me over half way done so I'm starting to see an end, which is very exciting.

In other exciting news, I start a pole dancing class this week. I've wanted to do this for so long and it never happened for multiple reasons so I'm unbelievably excited to be doing this! I'm so stoked that I'm even looking forward to the soreness and the bruises. I'll probably be taking that back later but whatever, I feel like I need this physical aspect in my life.

I hate to admit this but as much as I tried desperately to avoid this, I knew it was inevitable...
I am officially obsessed with this song:

And this song too, sadly:

Damn you, catchy club music.

I must share something else embarrassing with you:
This weekend, with my minimal free time, some friends and I saw The Thing. That's not the embarrassing part. We saw it at 1130pm so it was the last thing I did and the last thing I saw before I went home and got ready for bed. I can be a sissy when it comes to some movies, primarily ghost stuff, but monsters, zombies, aliens and things of that nature don't usually freak me out. This movie freaked me the fuck out. I'm not sure what it was, I think it was the imagery they used and how they depicted 'the thing' (I don't want to include any spoilers with a description) that really got into my head. The embarrassing part is that it kept me from sleeping. It got into my subconscious and I'd only be half asleep, still thinking about it all. My mom and I watched the 80's version the next day: much less creepy which furthers my feeling of it being the CG and imagery and whatnot that got to me..
I have one question for those of you who did see the new one though so SPOILER CONSCIOUS PEOPLE BEWARE:

I feel like I may be forgetting an important tidbit...

I also feel like you should be on SG in the next couple days, like, say Thursday-ish?

What else can I say, we're pretty hot together...


As I'm sure I've said before: Sorry if I've posted any of these before, it's hard to keep track:

Well, I guess I have other stuffs to do that I don't want to do...


Kemper, out!

I'm progressively getting more and more sick. It's my own fault, I should've stayed in and got better instead of going out with friends and whatnot. I figured I'd just power through it but I'm running out of power. I'm going to bed.

Oh, and happy Halloween.

I know this is a terrible pic, there will be better ones later. And we recycle in my apartment, in case you were wondering...