They told me to stretch after pole dancing to alleviate the soreness. I don't think it helped...
Maybe I didn't do it right...










Have you ever had a friend tell you that they have a friend you've never met who's obsessed with you? It's awkward.
I guess I'm kind of awkward.
True story: my high school algebra teacher was a creep and although I only had him freshman year he remembered me for my next three years and when he subbed one of my classes senior year he got my number from another student. I also had to take a final in his classroom on one of my last days of class and he tried to keep me behind when I was done to talk to me but I got out of there real quick. Luckily he never called me (to my knowledge) and I've changed my number since. He always used to wear tight shorts that gave him male camel toes... it. was. disgusting.
The end.
Maybe I didn't do it right...





Have you ever had a friend tell you that they have a friend you've never met who's obsessed with you? It's awkward.
I guess I'm kind of awkward.
True story: my high school algebra teacher was a creep and although I only had him freshman year he remembered me for my next three years and when he subbed one of my classes senior year he got my number from another student. I also had to take a final in his classroom on one of my last days of class and he tried to keep me behind when I was done to talk to me but I got out of there real quick. Luckily he never called me (to my knowledge) and I've changed my number since. He always used to wear tight shorts that gave him male camel toes... it. was. disgusting.
The end.
















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