SuicideGirl: Kemper
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JUNE 4, 2011 @ 11:01 PM


Dear douchers who broke into my car,
While my car is going through insurance and getting fixed I get to drive around in one of these:
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Life's difficult aint it?
Go home and tell your parents they failed.
Fuck off.

Since my phone was stolen I was able to upgrade to the iPhone 4, fuck yeah, and they had it in white and black so I thought, "what the hell, why not go with white." And I put an awesome sticker on it with a clear rubber cover so you can see it:
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If I can't have my Darth Vader case then I might as well have something just as awesome.

Otherwise, I've been fab.
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Had to get new heart sunglasses and they didn't have red so I had to get pink.
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I get to spend my evening tomorrow with a very gorgeous girl you'd all be jealous of me for but I'll keep that secret to myself until later...



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suispud1

suispud1

Dallas, TX
January 2010

JUN 04, 2011 11:05 PM

Life gave you a lemon and you made some awesome lemonade. Well done Kemper,

sugarkills

sugarkills

USA
May 2010

JUN 04, 2011 11:06 PM

hahahah .... is that a mrs. doubtfire reference???? if so ... then you are my fucking hero!!!!!!biggrin

It_Thing_Hard_On

It_Thing_Hard_On

Humptulips, WA
November 2003

JUN 04, 2011 11:09 PM

Those sunglasses are very Lolita-esque.

Hansoloai

Hansoloai

Australia
November 2010

JUN 04, 2011 11:10 PM

You need a rap record deal!

AgnstAllOdds21

AgnstAllOdds21

Indianapolis, IN
May 2011

JUN 04, 2011 11:13 PM

Your blogs are always entertaining and full of awesomeness smile

lamesauce_nox

lamesauce_nox

San Bernardino, CA
February 2008

JUN 04, 2011 11:14 PM

Where'd you get the heart shaped glasses? I want some.

I like your SG-ifiied phone. and I'm glad that you came out of a shitty situation on a very positive note.

drummonkey50

drummonkey50

Richland, WA
May 2008

JUN 04, 2011 11:22 PM

Glad some good came out of all this. biggrin

mkayal

mkayal

USA
October 2010

JUN 04, 2011 11:34 PM

good thing you're getting some good out of this.

ericwine

ericwine

Charlotte Hall, MD
January 2007

JUN 04, 2011 11:36 PM

I'm glad you're happy with your loaner. But the douchers may decide to steal the car next time. That is one sweet ride. biggrin At least you got a better phone out of it, too. But the thieves still need to fall off a tall building without a net. Or get eaten by sharks.

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Venom

Venom

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUN 04, 2011 11:39 PM

i heart you big itme

CarisaJayne

CarisaJayne

I'm lost
May 2011

JUN 04, 2011 11:50 PM

You make my life so happy! I love the raptor rap!...I have seen that movie way too many times.

Maineville

Maineville

Corona, CA
February 2009

JUN 05, 2011 12:00 AM

Well i'm glad that you are able to replace the things that was stolen and was able to get a upgrade but the principal of things getting stolen makes me wonder what this world is coming to. Well hope more good things come your way take care gorgeous.

redd3vil

redd3vil

I'm lost
January 2006

JUN 05, 2011 12:07 AM

say hello to boobs for me

jonnytrrrash7

jonnytrrrash7

Vatican City
February 2004

JUN 05, 2011 12:16 AM

you are winning, period

Padre

Padre

Tolleson, AZ
March 2007

JUN 05, 2011 12:34 AM

You have a slicker delivery then Robin Williams

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