Let me go ahead and start with a disclaimer:
In no way do I like or want to be that bitchy girl who talks shit on other girls. I think girls need to get each others backs more often and stop hating each other for reasons like "she's a slut" or "she's a bitch", etc. So I don't intend this blog to seem this way, I'm just making an observation.

Today I came across the Maxim Hometown Hotties page and was pretty disappointed. I have high standards and being at SG and seeing so many gorgeous women with attitude and personality probably makes my standards even higher. Most of the girls had a blank stare on their face or were trying to make sexy faces that just weren't working. Luckily I didn't notice many duck faces but the originality and spice in these women was lacking. I know I have "fake" boobs but these women seemed fake in a more bland, plastic, dime-a-dozen way.

My first question which does not pertain to my previous statement: Does this look like a Hispanic Natalie Portman or is it just me?


Anyways, there was ONE girl with a sleeve, otherwise, the tattoos were scarce:
The sleeved girl looks hot in her pic but I wasn't too impressed with her other photos.


Here are the only girls that impressed me:


And my next issue: the photoshop. Some people just took it WAY too far:


There's a line in photoshopping that shouldn't be crossed, let me elaborate:
1. Oh hai, I'm a normal person.


2. Oh hai, I'm a celeb and desire to be a bit more airbrushed.


3. Oh hai, you've gone too far...



I mean, it's hard to compete with us.


Who's your pick for SG hometown hottie?
(Pictures please!)