into: Girls, Altered States, Vampires, Bangs, Finding Patterns, BDSM, Instant Gratification, Burning Man, Calling People on Their Bullshit, Psychology

not into: Wearing Sunglasses At Night, Small Talk, Meeting Parental Units, Most Straight Boys, Hostage Situations

makes me happy: Afternoon Naps, Rain on Sunny Days, Odd Folks, BLTs, Lazy Sundays, Comic Strips That Make No Fuckin' Sense, Bed Head

makes me sad: Bad Porn, Oatmeal, Moldy Bread

hobbies: Dancing (sometimes with others but mostly in front of the mirror), Eating Cheese, Stealing Bad Hotel Art, Torturing my Puppy (think playing laser tag not genital mutilation you sick fuck!)

5 things i can't live without: Nail Polish, Poutine + Pepsi (preferably together), Some Form of Communication, Hair Straightener

vices: SUGAR!!!

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Watching Others

occupation: Sauce Bucket

current crush: Pastries

gets me hot: Gay Boys Frenching!!!

favorite position: Tied to a Chair

fantasy: Involves a dentist chair...anyone with access willing to indulge me?

sign: Libra

i lost my virginity: On a sailboat surrounded by chinese food (No Kidding!)

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Booty

MY PIGEONHOLES: Goth, Burner, Fashionista, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish, Diva