Hey ya'll,

Finally done with my damn GRE exams so I can resume my 'normal life' - woohoo! Just got my last score in and it was a 670 which probably means nothing to most of you but basically anything over 600 is rad so I'm officially super rad!

I'm planning a move to Toronto at the end of the month, I'm soooo excited to finally get settled. It will be such a treat to be able to work and live in the same city instead of trucking my enormous suitcase around the maritimes. That being said, I have very few friends in Toronto, soooo any takers?

I had the best b-day ever this year! A few shots of the shananigans...



Grungy Bathroom at a Thunderheist Concert in Halifax



My friend Shali and I almost peeing our pants on the dance floor



Back at the heartbreak hotel. I'm such a lady - notice my nipple hanging out/the silly vag strip they include with pantyhose

And a shot from the northbound fetish party...

I write my first of two GREs tomorrow so if everyone could sacrifice a chicken (or two) or if you know any virgins - not the born again ones - (exam gods don't like fickle girls) that would be rad! I am surprisingly not nervous, I have been studying for so long that I am just glad to be done with it regardless of the damn score!

I will be celebrating with champagne, cocaine and a tour of Toronto's strip clubs. Stay tuned for a photo montage of my adventure!

Much love!

In newfoundland working my buns off, some good days, some prettty lame ones! The weather has been awesome though, nice and sunny during the day which makes for good hiking along the coast (my legs are looking fantastic!).

Trying to study these days (that is what I was on the way to do before I stopped at the computer just to check my e-mail :blush for my graduate entrance exams but finding it hard to stay motivated and on top of things. Any suggestions? I should get back to the grind...

I got laid!

I had only had sex once in the last four months prior to knockin' boots with the "dude" so it really is a reason to celebrate! And he just happens to be the best lover I have ever had (we used to fuck fairly regularly before my hiatus to guam)! It was brilliant! Rough and dirty - I win!

On a related note, my long-lost friend Heather and I had dinner the other night and we were both lamenting about our experiences on internet dating. We both had experienced a quasi hump and dump (he calls but not for weeks after - what is up with you boys?) and it turns out it was the same guy - fuckin' hilarious!

I head out to Newfoundland tonight for a few weeks to work and I have a million errands to run but I just wanted to share the good news!

It is beautiful out today, hope everyone is also catching some sunshine

I'm trying to rent my apartment and it has been a fucking pain! The city I live in empties out in the summer (we have like a billion universities here) so it is slooooow going! I want to know whether to pack up my shit or not! So if anyone knows of anyone who wants to live in a super cute apartment where an SG has had sex in many times (to be honest I have had much more self-love than anything else this year) let me know!

So i started internet dating again and here is the last message I got:

"I don't why I found what are looking for is something rare, as someone to be confident in almost any situation and nerdy so it would be easy for you to flirt with...
if you have a question about me. .. I used to run an ER and currently doing an advanced residency program.
if you would like to chat sometime msg me.. ..
Ciao..."

is he on drugs? hard ones? or is english not his first language?

I am going to die alone.

Stoned on cold pills watching antiques roadshow-some people have weird shit in their attics!

People in northern new brunswich are a strange breed! It is going to be sooooo nice this weekend here though, they are calling for 25C (you yankees can do the conversion). I get sun AND get to eat red meat tommorrow, I win!

I ate too many chocolate cookies and now my belly hurts really bad. ;(

I've been a very bad blogger, I'm so sorry but I was fucking your mother

I'm not dead, just been procrastinating about getting internet (that isn't stolen) at my new apartment. I absolutely love living by myself, no one even yells at me for my piles of hair that come out in the shower or because I love napping in the middle of the afternoon! My new super is crazy though, he almost pissed his pants talking (because he was genuinely excited not because he is a drunk) about recycling when I first moved in.

I am going for round two on internet dating. One of my friends Maddy got a huge kick out of reading all the e-mails the other day, me not so much. It has been a year and a half since my last relationship and I can barely find anyone that I want to have sex with more then once. I don't want a boyfriend but I would like to have sex more than once every six weeks (my 2009 reality so far). Wish me luck

Later Skaters!