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having the craziest sex of life...the hate fuck kind...the i hate you so much for making me hate you kind of sex...in total bliss right now....waiting for the sushi I ordered immediately after the boi left...loving life and the sex being thrown at me! owe owe!
Here are a few pics of me bored out of my mind at work....I actually wore a ridiculous faux fur jacket around as a joke but no one in the small town I dance in got the irony....
I am really hungover and NOT looking forward to fighting with the bus driver for the next 7 hours...I really need to get a fucking driver's license. I hate everybody today! 
Some highlights from work this week:
This huge fucker came in to the club and I of course hustled him in the back...during song number three he started to squirm a little...I do alot of grinding so whenever they start squirming I'm always afraid they are going to blow their load so I asked if he was okay...his answer...I have a colostomy bag...I had been grinding on this weasel's shit pouch for the last ten minutes...
There are waaaaay to many girls at the club right now so tensions are...umm...very high...normally I keep to myself and stay out of any stripper drama but some of the new girls are driving me crazy...I've already threatened to knock two of them in their teeth.
Example of their professionalism:
I worked a private superbowl party with another girl which was a total shit show!!! We were being paid to dance from 6-7... the bitch was not ready when our manager picked us up so we were late getting to the event...and then she took another 45 minutes to get ready...then she decided she was not comfortable and refused to mingle/dance grrrrrrrrr!
One of the girls decided that it was her place to enumerate all the (false) reasons why I'm a terrible person to my best regular who is very generous and whom I actually do like...then had the nerve to deny everything when confronted about it.
Sorry to bitch ya'll but I'm going a little stir crazy here, cheer me up already!
This huge fucker came in to the club and I of course hustled him in the back...during song number three he started to squirm a little...I do alot of grinding so whenever they start squirming I'm always afraid they are going to blow their load so I asked if he was okay...his answer...I have a colostomy bag...I had been grinding on this weasel's shit pouch for the last ten minutes...
There are waaaaay to many girls at the club right now so tensions are...umm...very high...normally I keep to myself and stay out of any stripper drama but some of the new girls are driving me crazy...I've already threatened to knock two of them in their teeth.
Example of their professionalism:
I worked a private superbowl party with another girl which was a total shit show!!! We were being paid to dance from 6-7... the bitch was not ready when our manager picked us up so we were late getting to the event...and then she took another 45 minutes to get ready...then she decided she was not comfortable and refused to mingle/dance grrrrrrrrr!
One of the girls decided that it was her place to enumerate all the (false) reasons why I'm a terrible person to my best regular who is very generous and whom I actually do like...then had the nerve to deny everything when confronted about it.
Sorry to bitch ya'll but I'm going a little stir crazy here, cheer me up already!
Are you cats getting tired of hearing about my sex life? I would blog about something else but it seems to be the only reason I leave the house these days.
Had fantastic stoned sex with a friend last night. I've been digging ladies more as of late but this boi has a phenomenal cock! This morning I was spoiled with tea, more sex, cuddles, and a drawn coloured (purple) bath in one of those claw foot tubs.
I'm currently devouring a BLT on whole wheat with lots of mayo and a chai soy latte before heading off to my first of many private pole dancing lesson.
Wish me luck!
Hope all is well with all of you!
Had fantastic stoned sex with a friend last night. I've been digging ladies more as of late but this boi has a phenomenal cock! This morning I was spoiled with tea, more sex, cuddles, and a drawn coloured (purple) bath in one of those claw foot tubs.
I'm currently devouring a BLT on whole wheat with lots of mayo and a chai soy latte before heading off to my first of many private pole dancing lesson.
Wish me luck!
Hope all is well with all of you!
Just had very hot three-way phone sex with two strangers I have never met but will hopefully soon 
.
Tommorrow I'm going to Future Shop to get a web cam to further my exploits.
.Tommorrow I'm going to Future Shop to get a web cam to further my exploits.
I'm so fuckin' randy but I have strep throat and it is contagious which sucks big hairy balls b/c two boyz I like and have previously fucked (well - to be honest - I fucked one - the other fucked me) (not to mentions hoards of delicious bi chicks) are coming to a party I'm hosting tommorrow.
I've been wet all day but am to sick and/or lazy (I haven't completely figured that one out) to rub one off.
That is all for now.
I've been wet all day but am to sick and/or lazy (I haven't completely figured that one out) to rub one off.
That is all for now.
I have frackin' strep throat...most likely from the boy who beat me a few days ago....spent the last 4 days on the couch watching CSI episodes while making faint whimpers. Finally dragged my ass to the doctor who actually jumped back after looking down my throat...at least she didn't feel up my throat aggressively....can't doctors just take your word for it that it hurts like frackin' hell!!
Anyways, just wanted to complain to someone other then my roomates who have been taking very good care of me....I even got spaghetti tonight...the boi kind, plain noodles and meat sauce.
Kisses
-K
Anyways, just wanted to complain to someone other then my roomates who have been taking very good care of me....I even got spaghetti tonight...the boi kind, plain noodles and meat sauce.
Kisses
-K
Another stoned entry:
Just had the best phone sex ever with a female friend of mine - it was...ummm...scandalous!
I have had a ridiculous amount of mojo in the last few days...I've had sex twice...three if you count the above gossip...in the last 72 hours....2008 is looking good my friends.
I finally found a boy who can be as rough as I need it them to be...the best top so far (okay tied with the last boy in Arizona), knew exactly how to treat a 'dirty slut'! My ex had ruined bdsm for me, was mean and/or rough in all the wrong ways so I'm glad to have had the good fortune of some stellar playmates as of late.
Before I reveal anything else, I'm gonna sign off and crawl back onto the couch.
Hope all is well!
-K
Just had the best phone sex ever with a female friend of mine - it was...ummm...scandalous!
I have had a ridiculous amount of mojo in the last few days...I've had sex twice...three if you count the above gossip...in the last 72 hours....2008 is looking good my friends.
I finally found a boy who can be as rough as I need it them to be...the best top so far (okay tied with the last boy in Arizona), knew exactly how to treat a 'dirty slut'! My ex had ruined bdsm for me, was mean and/or rough in all the wrong ways so I'm glad to have had the good fortune of some stellar playmates as of late.
Before I reveal anything else, I'm gonna sign off and crawl back onto the couch.
Hope all is well!
-K
