WARNING!
Doing jager bombs all night long will not only result in a really bad hangover but also the lovely inability to sleep at all - even after SEVERAL orgasms.

Currently working at a brand new club and loving it. Last night was hi-fuckin-larious (thanks in part to the yummy bombs), the owner asked me to do the last part of my set on the freakin' bar and I didn't even make an ass of myself, GO ME! I was even let go early so that I could make it to last call at the bar down the road but the bouncer wouldn't even let me in after racing down there so I told him that if I could kill one person with my mind it would be him. Damn you juicehead!!!!!

Heading to Montreal tonight after my shift, woohoo! Gonna sleep all the way there and then hit the skin clubs (as a patron) the minute I get there. I figure it is good karma to reinvest into my industry.

Hope everyone is having at least half the fun that I am!

Miss you all!

XOXO

Just went sea kayaking witht he cutest boi known to life amd we are going to dinner later on tonight, he is super shy and doesn't talk nearly as much as I do which means that he is unlikely to tell anyone all the terrible (i.e. filthy) things I'm gonna do to him. I win!

I just ate sour roasted red peppers, equal in grossness to the whole OJ and toothpate combo. Yum!

This is to all the peeps who are reading my blog who have no place doing so.

My blog is intended for friends, friends of friends, random perverts, SG members, curious kittens and the like. My blog is not intended for people with whom I no longer have contact with for very specific reasons. I'm a self-proclaimed voyeur and that is why I choose to keep my entries public, so don't screw it up for the rest of the readers. In other words, mind your fucking business!

To the rest of the world (who I love very dearly), I promise to give a real update very, very soon. I have been incredibly busy processing the last few months of my life but promise to fill you with lots of sordid details in the next few days.

I will not give you the satisfaction of making things all better, they are and forever will be ruined.

Another stoned entry (i.e. I take no responsibility for the following mish mash of ideas that is sure to follow)

I'm officially settled back home, as long as you consider crashing in one of two sister's beds in a new commune settled. That being said, I got a new cell phone, apartment, and bike today (complete with a wicker basket). I win!

I'm homesick now that I'm back (if that makes any sense) because I can't believe I left my friends for that much time. I'm convinced that they are the most badass friends any girl could ever hope for!

Example:
My roommate knew that I went to go get a massage (along with my strange sense of humor, I also inherited my mom's bum back), so she drew me a bath that was ready the minute I walked in complete with mood lighting (accomplished by tying a scarf around the bulb (clearly not safe but super adorable nonetheless)) and a floating bowl filled with fresh flowers and fruit).

Some other highlights of my temporary living accommodations:

Topless yoga in the diningroom
Living with four other AMAZING chefs
Our new Spanish male roommate
Tea always being offered
Living in the North End (considered the "bad" (a.k.a. artsy) part of town) you can walk to the store in dirty pajamas

Some random pictures of my time away:


My friend's Leslie's and I's travel companions


Me lounging


Me picking a winner!

Lots more pictures to come as son as I figure out how to get them on the computer via my new camera.

Love you all (love you more Mneylu)

Still tanning my hide in sunny Guam. Spending my time by the pool, in the gym, and trying not to decapitate a particular girl whom I work with (good old fashioned dancer drama).

Been a little home sick in the last few days, but I think I'm just craving some alone time which is hard to come by when you share a room with another girl and a condo with a bunch more. Been saving all my money which is easy when you work six nights a week. A ship is supposedly in but I have yet to see any benefit although I did manage to finaggle two champagne rooms yesterday - one of which ended after 7 minutes bc the guy was drunk and determined to go find his friends, fine by me, he even left his shades which made their way into my purse and onto my face today.

Loving the japanese more and more each day, they are so frackin' adorable , esp when compared to american military. They will do anything I ask of them, I make them do random dances - think shopping cart, sprinkler - when we are sitting in perverts' row, I'm sure the other dancers are thrilled, muhahahaha! They are dirty little bastards though or 'skibby' in japanese.

Off to run a million errands, hope all is well with ya'll.

xoxoxoxo

Hey all,

In Guam and fucking loving every minute! The weather here is incredible! All of us dancers have a membership at the Hilton so I get to work out and/or lounge by the pool every day! The money is alright, not at all what I am used to but the girls promise it will get better once a ship comes in (hopefully soon) but until then I am loving the island life!

I've already been dolphin watching, snorkeling, hiking, and cliff diving, I would post some pictures but I left my camera-computer-adapter-thing in phoenix with a special someone by accident....whoops! I'm hoping to go snorkeling with some sharks (baby ones) later on this afternoon.

Had the funniest massage of life yesterday, the dj said the place was legit but I should have known (he has th4 mentality of a five year old kid), she did some pretty weird shit, like not allowing me to undress alone, stretching my leg towards my stomach with my junk hanging out (covering me up was not a priority of hers), and crawling all over me. I had to take last night off bc my back hurt so bloody much, not impressed but it is much better today.

Tonight is my first official night off and I'm going to go to dinner with some friends and possibly do some dancing, woo woo!

Anyways, have a gazillion e-mails to return, just wanted to give you all an update.

Much island love,

-K

Alright.

I'm officially in Guam, arrived last night, I'm up early since I crashed as soon as I got to the cat house and it is already unbearably hot at like 9 in the morning.

Trying to take things slow so as to not freak out. I've done a lot of random shit but this one makes me a litttle nervous...

Just wanted to let you peeps know that I'm still alive and enjoying the sun.

I promise a full blog once I have a chance to get my head wrapped around my situation

Having a slight nervous break down, please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I get my head out of my ass ---- beep