into: Dead mimes. Rawr.
makes me happy: being naked in the rain, amazing conversation, good friends, lots of snuggling from my doggie, chew toys of the male kind, powdered doughnuts, vanilla vodka, presents, cooking for others, being petted, hummingbirds, 24 hour fast food joints, hot tubs in the snow, clove gum, dancing, bearded irises, fresh warm bread, metal boned corsets, Lenore comics, watching vultures, fresh milk, fresh made rice crispie treats.
makes me sad: living mimes, lost animals, being away from civilization, being away from my pooch, people who think bad spelling or grammar is an acceptable form of communication, fixing other peoples errors, people not willing to be accountable for said errors, people so full of self loathing of themselves and others that they will never see good in anything, people being mean to each other without any real good reason to do so...bad coffee, dog farts, brown guacamole, when my gun runs out of ammo, getting out of bed before I am ready to, having to run back to the hardware store in the middle of a project..over, and over and over.
vices: seven deadly sins, chewing on pens till they break, diet pepsi.
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: In time out.
gender: SG
occupation: Pocket Weasel and Defenestrai
current crush: My stuffed cow, ferd.
stats: Tall enough to ride your ride.
body mods: Does exorcism count?
gets me hot: Badger porn and formica counter tops.
favorite position: opportunivore
fantasy: Christopher Walken, Val Kilmer, Johnny Depp, Ed Harris and Willem DaFoe cooking me a wonderful meal of coconut curry, then after a bit, going out side and playing in the sprinklers. Followed by much laughter, sitting in lawn chairs and watching the stars whilst sipping on Zima.
sign: Some assembly may be required.
most humbling moment: Realizing that sometimes, no matter how bad you want to, you cannot change fate for those you love.
i lost my virginity: It was a tag and release program.
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