there is something very disappointing about this, you should be having as much as you want

I think it is a product of having a youngling in the house. Our average has really slipped in the last 18 months....

This is upsetting. Not that you aren't a rabbit, but that the rabbit sex to human sex ratio is so uneven.

Put on a bunny suit and see what happens.
Just make sure it has easy access panels.

Sorry to hear that, you're low in fat like a rabbit too.

i can't believe that you're having trouble having all the sex you want

AND they have fuzzy lil tails!

This is comparable to a Top of the Line Porsche not being Driven... Endure Girlfriend

everyone else has had more sex than me

you cant miss that clip!

I'll come up there and fix that problem

... by itching that twitchy nose of yours and telling you my story of my pet bunny I used to have. WORST random present I got from a bf btw!