Boy have I been busy! I apologize once again for my recent absence from the site! I miss each and every one of you.

I have been hard at work following a passion of mine...BATH BOMBS! I finally have my site up so please check it out here:

Oh My Wash!

We only have a few things up in the store so far, but please check out what I've been working so hard on and treat yourself if you'd like!

this is my latest drunken post. i figure drunkenly relating my life to you lovelies is better than drunk texting!
i may or may not have drank a bottle of red wine. no i definitely did. it was so yummy! i don't know when i became a wine-o but i am SO happy that it happened. it's my favorite.

i'm all packed and ready to head to LA tomorrow! i have never been to the midwest or the west coast, so my nerves are at an all time high (hence the bottle of red wine pre-flight.) Thankfully my love got me a pretty pink Ipod so I will have the soothing sounds of Gregory and the Hawk and Bon Iver to keep me calm mid-flight. I hope I get an aisle seat. I hate waking people up so I can go pee.

I have a very sweet chihuahua snuggling so much with me right now, and it's helping ease the pain of my kitties being back in FL with their father

let's see what pictures i can find for you:

THIS IS OCTOPETE WHO I PAINTED MONTHS AGO. HE GOT RUINED IN THE MOVE SO NOW HE REALLY HAS A REASON TO BE A SAD OCTOPUS.



THIS SHIRT SAYS ALL NATURAL MELONS! WHICH IS TRUE! YAY!



JEFFERAFE (OCTOPETES COUSIN)



THIS IS ME WITHOUT MAKE UP ON.



THESE ARE MY SMOKING DEVICES WHICH I MISS EVER SO MUCH.



THESE ARE MY CHILDRENS.



THIS IS JENNY WHO I MISS SO SO MUCH.




nighnight! i'll post when i return from LA!
xoxoxoxo

Oh hi its Friday night and I'm having MORE me time. I've had just about enough of myself.

Took a relaxing bath, drank a few glasses of white wine, and now smoking a bowl.

Now to what is REALLY exciting....I leave for LA on Monday I get to see my best friend in the whole world and I couldn't possibly be more excited! The nerves are definitely starting to come on though. I've never been to the west coast and for some reason I am always terrified of the unknown. On the other hand I'll finally get to check off visiting California off my bucket list.

Also I'm considering cutting my bangs like this again:



hmmmmmm maybe when I'm not so intoxicated.

xoxo

MY LIFE IS RIDICULOUS.
good things lately:

1. I painted a penguin.


2. I'm going to be in next month's issue of Inked Magazine. yee!

3. I am in love.

4. I bought a new dress.


5. I smoked 5 joints today.

6. I unpacked my suitcase for the first time in 2 months today.

I was going to post the bad things lately also, but I've decided against it.

I'm going to start writing my book soon.

xoxo

woops. i shall not drunk post anymore

here is what i look like as a new yorker so far:







wam, bam, thank you maam.

LADIES, Who's in New York and wants to eat fried chicken and scissor bang?

oh hi i moved to NYC.

I indulged in some special cupcakes my good friend made for me as a cheer up/late b'day present. This video was born.



i haven't smiled this much in a while <3 Things aren't looking up, but I am feeling hopeful...and that's all that matters.

xoxoxo