"You are beautiful

and your feet is just perfect, im crazy for them"

"you can get a pretty good idea how someone's going to be like in bed by the way they dance. apparently the ugly chicks in my area know how to fuck."

"whens the new set? c'mon already!"

"greates smile ever"

"literally the most adorable thing ive ever seen. shes like a cuddly little woodland creature. the kind that frolics. she definetly looks like she would frolic i think her father must have been a muffin basket and her mother was a little bunny rabbit cuz thats the only combination i can think of that could produce somethin' this cute. and while im not quite 100% on how those two managed to have a baby, im glad they did cuz she gives me the warm/fuzzies

[note: haha i just read that and it so doesnt sound like me you SEE what she does to me??]"

"kirsten has a basketball-sized clitoris that throbs for me."

"this is my lesbian lover. sometimes we like to do it in the poop chute... not all the time though. we need breaks in between because it hurts like woah."