"Yay, somebody else who likes Terry Riley and Yes... and also you're mad cute. Cheers!"

""To do is to be" - Nietzsche
"To be is to do" - Sartre
"Joubee Doobie Doo" - Ace Face"

"Joubee and I have a lot in common, and she's a knockout who claims to be into book geeks with elbow patches which is what i am. all this combines to her being able tio sucker large amounts of money out of me.

also, her 'fantasy' in her profile is awesome."

"Joubee is gorgeous.. Such classic beauty. "

"Ah Joubee .. the best and only viable arguement for moving to Portland I've ever come across.


Her lips her eyes her flowing form
the starkness of her gaze
her soft embrace burns like fire
On the surface of my mind.
Honored I am to just admire
Her from so far away
A woman half so beautiful
I'd be fortunate to find."

"I've been Joubee's from the beginning; I have a desire to see her naked.

Because I'm a creep and Joubee is so hot."

"yes it's true. Joubee is one of the sexiest women ever."

"Joubee is a sexy hot sexy dancer."

"Joubee is a hell of a great broad. She's got a smile that could knock you off your feet and a tongue that could flay you raw and have you running for the ER. But most importantly, she knows how to handle a .50 cal MG."

"this is the first testimonial ive given cause you are cool like baby drool, and thats cool you know. thats real cool. kinda like the cosby and his puddin'."

"well...you see this scar...I got it playing table hockey at her lazertag party...But seriously...She is a very nice girl...who likes to dance & likes get wet when you are walking through the park @ 11pm..."

"testify!"