into: Sloths, manners, Tudor dynasty, organizing, daytime parties, ethanol investing, being a gun-toting Libertarian, gaming, Adult Swim.
makes me happy: YouTube ball injury clips and viral videos in general.
makes me sad: Drowning, homeless people, when a $20 falls out of my pocket and I never see it again.
hobbies: Shooting, gambling, racquetball, making videos, Boggle, musicing, collecting sloth media,
5 things i can't live without: cop fantasies, pot stickers
vices: Vice Magazine
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: Making comedy on the web, aspiring to be a giant EP in Hollywood, chasing tail.
occupation: That's something something, BABY!
current crush: Napoleon, Barack Obama, Stevie Nicks, Eugene Mirman, Jon Benjamin, Steve Agee, Jeff Kmiotek, and ALL lipstick bi sexuals in existence.
body mods: Not a thing. I feel lonely.
heroes: Queen Elizabeth I, Dolly Parton, Sloths everywhere
fantasy: That my favorite SG magically shows up at my door with plane tickets to give me a tour of her "native country" .... preferably somewhere tropical. (Oooh, but maybe I don't even understand what country she said cause her accent is too thick? EVEN BETTER)
sign: Natal chart is similar to Dick Cheney's...Ugh
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
MY STATUS: not telling
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.
I WANT: Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Electronica snob, Indie Rocker, Fashionista, Hipster, Bookworm, Electroclasher, Fetish, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories
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