SuicideGirl: Jordan
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Jordan is a 37 year-old SuicideGirl in New York, USA.

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AUGUST 6, 2006 @ 05:27 PM


Letter from my ex-agent regarding new material:

You're fucking insane. When I first read your manuscript I recommended you a therapist. But somehow the book got published, and now you tell me your friends are depressed after reading it. Well this isn't my fault. What do you want me to do? And now you're writing sci-fi? Good luck with that, I can only imagine. And the puke fetish, I can't possible get through this part - some drunken boy going down on a girl and throwing up in her crotch? You are mentally disturbed. How can you be turned on by such grotesque acts?
Please don't contact me again.
Good luck with finding "Neuron Wrench" a home.
There are simply two many rapes and then the boy with no limbs who writes by sticking a pen in his tongue and that's how he fucks too? Are you kidding me?
And just for the record, I still very much recommend some kind of psychiatric help.





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zode

zode

Northampton, MA
February 2005

AUG 06, 2006 05:37 PM

I Love the Puke scenes...

I'm starting to get paid again...NYC here I come!!!

zode

zode

Northampton, MA
February 2005

AUG 06, 2006 05:51 PM

Meow!!!


Probably mid September...

aethercracker

aethercracker

Waldorf, MD
November 2005

AUG 06, 2006 05:55 PM

l biggrin sweet

Tippie

tippie

I'm lost
November 2003

AUG 06, 2006 06:10 PM

Love the letter!

redheadedleague

redheadedleague

Pinole, CA
September 2003

AUG 06, 2006 06:12 PM

That is fucking awesome.

vampiresoldier

vampiresoldier

Oakland, CA
March 2004

AUG 06, 2006 06:14 PM

Sounds like a great read, where can i get a copy? biggrin

JeffX

JeffX

I'm lost
June 2006

AUG 06, 2006 06:28 PM

You should go to www.lulu.com for your book, and publish it yourself.

hellblazer

hellblazer

I'm lost
February 2005

AUG 06, 2006 06:30 PM

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke, right? Hahaha...

Seriously, what kind of agent would say that to you?

I say, keep up the good work!

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hey_fukko

hey_fukko

Medford, OR
September 2003

AUG 06, 2006 06:31 PM

I want to read it too!!!

jaychevy143

jaychevy143

Black Creek, WI
May 2006

AUG 06, 2006 07:20 PM

I would also love to read that! Sounds really cool!

charlemagne

charlemagne

Battle Creek, MI
May 2005

AUG 06, 2006 08:07 PM

What planet do some people live on? Shit happens! Life is one long string of weird people in weird events. Stuff has happened to me that nobody would believe possible. Of course, they might say I'm nuts, too, and the only thing that connects all of the crazy events is my insane imagination. Crap! I lived through what happened to me, and I didn't invent the sequence of events. If what you write about is real--doesn't have to be actual--then what's their beef! Ostriches! God help their tender sensibilities when real life hits them in the face with a ball bat, like it did on 9/11! 9/11! Cripes! You'd think it was the most horrendous thing that ever happened! In the real world outside this good old USA, 9/11s happen everyday with made in the USA stencilled on the sides of the bullets and bombs! The movers and shakers in our society can't see that through their "better you than me" rose colored glasses. Their imaginary "better world" vision ignores the real world. You and Lily write about a world--the world--that the shitheads in the penthouses try to forget exists. "If we don't talk about it, it'll go away!" I'd better quit. I'm getting pissed (and drunk)!

stella_marie

stella_marie

New York, NY
January 2005

AUG 06, 2006 08:26 PM

im sitting here eating cinnamon buns. bitch. mad








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Cahrizz

Cahrizz

France
December 2003

AUG 06, 2006 08:51 PM

lol wink

hotpinkauras

hotpinkauras

Saint Paul, MN
June 2005

AUG 07, 2006 04:17 AM

lolery, its all a matter of opinion, isnt it, geez smile

Doherty

Doherty

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

AUG 07, 2006 05:06 AM

Thats the kind of book I love to read love Sell me a copy when I come over or read it to me at late night.

I love crazy&mentally disturbed books with a lot of sex in it...

just saw "American psycho" yesterday night with Freddy and I really enjoyed the f.... scene with the 2 hookers. tongue It was so funny.

Oh and your ex agent can kiss our arses. For real. He seems to be such a boring person. What does he read? Harry Potter? frown skull



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