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APRIL 8, 2006 @ 12:54 PM

UPDATE: this is so what i needed today. awesome.
so i am finally coming back to life after spending a portion of the weekend down on my knees getting to know all my toilet's characteristics thanks to
this goddamn place.
after i had their food saturday i felt extremely lightheaded and my body suddenly felt like it had been covered in ice. i knew something was wrong so i did shots of absinthe and puked up stuff i think i ate back in 1994.........oh yeah, nice.
my stomach hurts really bad and i just threw up again.
looking forward to the reading next friday.
seeing Mr. T's belly scar last night on the Sopranos left me really horny.

oh yeah, daddy-o. spank me. now.
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Last night I met with my agent. Things are moving along exceptionally well. Ill be selling limited editions of Everyone Is Chuckers: Wicked Park starting April 21st. They will be leather bound bible-version. Buy a copy or youre going to hell. Ahaha. Ill update on how many copies I have left after my reading in two weeks. Its possible Ill be doing promotion in L.A. this summer.
The follow up to this book, Pop Star Pussy, is underway.
Oh, the limited edition copies are twenty bucks a poppin cherry. it's taken so long to get this book out because of the controversy surrounding the bestiality parts...........anyway, its still in there.
Website coming Very Soon. An excerpt from Chuckers will be up for you guys and dolls to check out.

also this site's ridiculously addictive.

Everyone have a cool ass weekend. Liquor, clean thongs and sopranos sums it up for me.

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Drama

Columbus, OH

January 2003

APR 08, 2006 01:05 PM

I will definitely be watching the Sopranos on Sunday night...its about the most religious that I am about anything.
I'm looking forward to checking out your book!

Ahriman

North York, ON

February 2003

APR 08, 2006 01:05 PM

COngrats on everything going so well for you with the writing.

You give me hope.

Drama

Columbus, OH

January 2003

APR 08, 2006 01:21 PM

It's chilly outside but still pretty sunny. I'm debating on going down and getting my septum redone. I've had it and taken it out like three times...usually cause I start teaching or training martial arts again but I'm not doing that much anymore...so I'm conflicted.

zode

Northampton, MA

February 2005

APR 08, 2006 01:25 PM

I WANT A TASTE OF Pop Star Pussy!!!

charlemagne

Battle Creek, MI

May 2005

APR 08, 2006 01:28 PM

It's gonna be fun to read the long awaited "Chuckers."

zode

Northampton, MA

February 2005

APR 08, 2006 01:32 PM

zode <gets it all over his face>

mellisa

Chicago, IL

March 2005

APR 08, 2006 01:35 PM

leather bound meaning not using my cover?

its ok babe, i didnt think you would anyway lol but ill get the info on where to send the money to when i call ya!

Im awaiting the books with baited breath!!!

my weekend is goin ok, just been cleanin up the place and workin on some art, i guess. ive been tinkering with taking pictures of stuff here, making alot of paper stuff like cards and whatnot and have even started a .. well....i think its gonna be a sculpture. i dont know lol

all in all its a creative weekend frought with much horni-ness and lack of drive to selflove hahahahha i need me some lovin.

zode

Northampton, MA

February 2005

APR 08, 2006 01:42 PM

Ive heard Chuckers was banned in England due to extreme content

zode

Northampton, MA

February 2005

APR 08, 2006 01:55 PM

It was suppose to be tomorrowone of the things we were going to do was to go to Blue Ribbon Brasserie theres one in Brooklynits on my new list. But Im not going to go. Im going to stay in, get healthy, get naked and Read

FYI it's open to 4AM