Jordan's March 31, 2006 blog

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MARCH 31, 2006 @ 08:18 AM

MY GOD ABSINTHE ROCKS AHAHAHA
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i took off from the lap top and the study for a day near the water and sunshine. i did real writing with a pen and paper. it was beautiful.

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"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."
-the devil wears prada.
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Its official.
Im shooting my new set next week. The theme is fucking cool. I finally caught up with my photographer last night. I cant wait. Sorry its taken so long Ive just been wrapped up in the book and other things.but it will be well worth the wait. My photographer doesnt work for SG and isnt a member
but she knows of the site. Her work is dark and moody and I love it. I really cant wait to do this set. Im in the mood, feelin good, sexy, all that.

Im gonna go ahead and say Everyone Is Chuckers will be out in May instead of June. I really want that, bad. You'll be able to order it directly from the site.

Its tough because writing offers no immediate recognition. It can be difficult to spend so much time on writing a book because no one can see it, you cant hold it up like a painting, a canvass, and say, see, this is what I have so far.
It must be as perfect as possible before it hits the world. But then the response, I know, will be stupendous and it will definitely feel worth all the work Ive been doing.
And I could never stop writing, besides. Its everything to me. Oh, my agent was fired. She was trying to get more edgy stuff accepted among the masses and they fired her ass and now she can't find a job. its funny because Chuckers leads into the turn of the millennium and how everything is plastic and shallow.
I'm meeting with my agent next week, she's still going to represent me, freelance style.

Last night I saw Funeral Crashers at Galapagos. go tell this handsome fella his band rules. then when we were about to leave I noticed a stripper dancing on stage. oh yeah. and she had a gun and was stripping to the sopranos theme song and i got SO WET.

Well i have spring cleaning to do. Everyone have a fucking fantastic weekend. Mine will consist of working at my kick ass café, drinking, shopping and of course:

sunday night's episode is called "the fleshy part of the thigh," oh yeah.

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charlemagne

Battle Creek, MI

May 2005

APR 01, 2006 10:24 AM

I don't have HBO, so I don't get "Sopranos." I'm not much into mob movies, anyway. I went hunting once with a bunch of mafioso, and it was a bit scary. They had really neat guns, though. When pheasant went up, bloom--boom--bloom! I and my little Browing 12 gauge were totally drowned out. Where'd all those guys come from! (My uncle Nicky--he was Italian! He was also very cool, and went on to become a VP in a very big corporation--he was on the up-and-up.)

mellisa

Chicago, IL

March 2005

APR 01, 2006 11:41 AM

ahahahah silk pj's!

im in a goofy mood, i think ill go take pics of the impending bad weather coming.

oatmeal rasin cookies. yum

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC

January 2006

APR 01, 2006 02:12 PM

And like a stereotypical Italian... I crave pasta as we speak!

Actually, I could really go for some Taco Bell...

Fuck it... Food in general sounds good...

But Taco Bell...

hotpinkauras

Saint Paul, MN

June 2005

APR 01, 2006 07:10 PM

ive just been invited to write that testimonial, im doin it, better than being stagnant,. i painted a picture today, well srt of, hehe, sending it off to MellisaI adore you ladies or girls, whichever u prefer i went to a candle party tonight, bought some candles...hows ur night going. I did get that chocolate

Venti_Mistake

USA

November 2005

APR 01, 2006 07:20 PM

I really am jealous of writers. Such an amazing talent to have. I was under the impression the devil wore Versace.

ThrottleBitch

Emeryville, CA

November 2005

APR 01, 2006 11:43 PM

I can't imagine being there for Mardi Gras. Crowds make me nervous, and the buildings in the Quarter are so close together. I promised my gf that I'd take her there for her birthday next year, so at least I know I'll be getting back there soon. My gf has a friend from grad school that lives there, and their birthdays are two days apart. So I know we'll have way too much fun.

mellisa

Chicago, IL

March 2005

APR 02, 2006 12:18 AM

i must say i dont think any man, not even AJ, looks good in speedos. those things should be outlawed.

i say silk or satin boxers.

yummmmy!

i need a massage, i think i pulled a shoulder muscle. and im bummed, my girl is mia. again

wanna go get a drink?

PinkPunk13

I'm lost

January 2006

APR 02, 2006 01:55 AM

Hey Hun,Hmm absinthe sounds radical but I'm curious as to how real hallucinational absinthe would be like the europe or old school stuff.
anywhoos ttyl
Stay radically gnarly

Jena

New York, NY

June 2003

APR 02, 2006 10:31 AM

Where are you honey bunny?!?! I haven't heard from you since our missed encounter, I thought I replied to you!

zode

Northampton, MA

March 2005

APR 02, 2006 03:23 PM

And after three days of drinking with Larry Love, I jes get an inkling to go on home. So I'm walking down Coldharbour Lane, head hung low, three or four in the morning, the suns coming up and the birds are out singing; I let mahself into mah pad, wend my way up that spiral staircase and stretch out nice on the chesterfield. Pithecanthropus Erectus already on the CD player, and I just push that remote button to Sublimity, and I listen to the sweet sculptural rhythms of Charles Mingus, and JR Monterose and Jackie McLean duet on those saxophones and the sound makes its way out the window, mingling with the traffic noises outside, y'know, and all of a sudden Im overcome by a feeling of brief mortality. 'Cos Im getting on in the world, coming up on forty-one years, forty-one stony grey steps towards the grave, y'know: the box awaits its grisly load, and Im gonna be food for worms. And just like Charles Mingus wrote that beautiful piece of music, Epitaph, for Eric Dolphy, I say So long, Eric; so long, John Coltrane and Charles Mingus; so long, Duke Ellington and Lester Young; so long, Billie Holiday and Ella Fitzgerald; so long, Jimmy Reed; so long, Muddy Waters; and so long, Howlin' Wolf.

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC

January 2006

APR 02, 2006 03:26 PM

Yeah man, cinnamon twists are available.

We're all excited because this is the first Taco Bell in BC. I'm a fan of the spicy chicken burrito, and the empanada !

Personally, I think the Crunch Wrap Supreme is "Good to go" into the garbage. I can't wait 'til we have the spicy chicken crunch wrap up here... Oooooh yeah...