Update kinda...i bought new jeans. they're pretty cool. but i don't wanna part with my old ones. i love the rips, destruction builds character, i adore the places where they're torn, the beat smell of SEX and grit, I WANT TO BE BURIED WITH THEM!!!

Woohoo. New issue of Maxim resting in my crotch. Its actually Maxima. the butts are nice and plump and the tits are real. YES.

My soul is in divorce court. Lingering attachments to parents and selfish friends about to be cut off,
Bye bye.

It’s spring. It’s time for new beginnings.
I uploaded the first draft of Everyone Is Chuckers onto the LuLu Publishing site so it won’t be long at all now. The second book is gonna fucking rock. Did alotta work this morning at my café with Thrill Kill blasting thru speakers so loud they popped like hot wieners in a microwave.

I am horny.
Push the little daisies and make ‘em come up.