Jordan's March 28, 2006 blog

Jordan likes the thought of getting all her beautiful friends in a hottub and just shagging it all the way down to the bone with every single one of them.

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MARCH 28, 2006 @ 08:43 AM

Update kinda...i bought new jeans. they're pretty cool. but i don't wanna part with my old ones. i love the rips, destruction builds character, i adore the places where they're torn, the beat smell of SEX and grit, I WANT TO BE BURIED WITH THEM!!!

Woohoo. New issue of Maxim resting in my crotch. Its actually Maxima. the butts are nice and plump and the tits are real. YES.

My soul is in divorce court. Lingering attachments to parents and selfish friends about to be cut off,
Bye bye.

Its spring. Its time for new beginnings.
I uploaded the first draft of Everyone Is Chuckers onto the LuLu Publishing site so it wont be long at all now. The second book is gonna fucking rock. Did alotta work this morning at my café with Thrill Kill blasting thru speakers so loud they popped like hot wieners in a microwave.

I am horny.
Push the little daisies and make em come up.

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zode

Northampton, MA

February 2005

MAR 28, 2006 08:48 AM

Dont get those Maxims too close to your crotchit will do it every time

Venti_Mistake

USA

November 2005

MAR 28, 2006 08:59 AM

Horny is good. VERY good.

YeatsGrave

Fort Lauderdale, FL

June 2004

MAR 28, 2006 08:59 AM

i like the old devorce court w/ jusdge whopner

that show rocks

Stinabean

Winfield, IL

October 2005

MAR 28, 2006 09:10 AM

i love maxim. never got into the divorce court though. i'm much more a fan of maury.

cincity

Owego, NY

May 2005

MAR 28, 2006 11:36 AM

Ok books...heres the ones I ordered....Geek Love, My Friend Leonard, Fuck This Book, and Running With Scissors

zode

Northampton, MA

February 2005

MAR 28, 2006 11:40 AM

Who doesnt Love a Good Zombie and Mutant Monsters Flick???

Whens the Premier???

reversehalo

Zimbabwe

January 2005

MAR 28, 2006 11:49 AM

mellisa

Chicago, IL

March 2005

MAR 28, 2006 12:47 PM

i missed you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much!!!!!!!!

im horny too .. too bad your so far away *go go gadget orgasm*

fuck selfish bastards, fuck them right in the ear.

i saw AJS BOXERS hot hot!! you have GOT to start watching the L word again! it sucks i cant talk to you about the episodes cuz i dont want to ruin it for you! so get showtime woman!

and of course the next book will rock, silly. i cant WAIT until Chuckers is out. Youre sure they will use that cover? speaking of, if you need me to sign anything to release the image or whatever just let me know, ill give you my address. we should exchange addys anyway, you can be unofficial sgpenpal lol and i still cant find your number

androgine

France

May 2005

MAR 28, 2006 01:27 PM

waouhhhhhhhh
always a big fucking pleasure when a Sg beautiful go to your journal to say

zode

Northampton, MA

February 2005

MAR 28, 2006 06:09 PM

I was on my computer and Sex and the City came onThey were in PastisTwice.

zode

Northampton, MA

February 2005

MAR 28, 2006 06:57 PM

That may be true but they were in one of OUR Restaurants.

Throw that Maxim out I think it has made me Horny as well

Charley

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

MAR 28, 2006 07:40 PM

You can have AJ, I am sticking to the big T

Haha, you made it with impeccable timing!

_Tersch_

Australia

April 2005

MAR 28, 2006 09:18 PM

beer, a bottle of Canadian Club & 2 bottles of the best red I've ever tasted. Worked on the pilot to a tv show a few friends & I are producing. Its called "Dirty TV" at the moment but may end up being "The Dirt".
Went for a ride in the hills on the bike & tinkered on the torana