dudes, i love you, and if ya love me BUY ME THESE AAHAHAHAA.

I’m alive, a-live and KicKin’……………ASS. More like just fuckin’ myself. But hey, whatever.

Man, aren’t you guys sick of looking at my tired old profile pic? I am. I’m really anxious to shoot my next set, which I promise will be this month, because I’m so far from my last set. That’s not me at all……..especially now.

I wrote a brutal rape scene today for “Everyone Is Chuckers.” It was hard to get through, honestly, but hey, revenge is coming and I can’t wait to write that shit………………………………..squatter Cherry meets a heroic pyromaniac named Billie Casino…………………and no one sleeps quite like the dead…………………

I hope to be meeting with “my agent” very soon. Once Chuckers is published, and it will be, no matter what, I will sell copies through SG.

Chuckers: Packed to one’s capacity.

Writing saves my life, my mind, everything……………

I feel sick, in a very funny funny way.

I can’t wait to get my new tattoo. I wanna tell you guys what it’s going to be but I won’t, I’ll post pics and surprise you like that. But some of you lucky bastards will get to witness it as its being done to me. Oh, that sounded dirty.

I saw the new Strokes video a little while ago. It’s shot in black and white in the city somewhere and Jules is down on the ground, licking it, all wet and dirty. Sweet balls of fire. Ahaha.

FOUR DAYS……….