SuicideGirl: Jordan
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Jordan is a 35 year-old SuicideGirl in New York, USA.

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FEBRUARY 17, 2006 @ 04:40 PM


Good news!! looks like Demonic will be published in the year 2046. reserve your copy now!!


sorry no time for a real update, my best friend from down south is taking us out to dinner at a new orleans style restaurant and i have to get all dolled up..........for those who have emailed me your writing wanting my opninion/advice i'm sorry i haven't had time to read nuttin but i swear i will this week............

brilliance:

i wanna be spanked by daddy evil ellis.


i am so tired.........but i finally have a copy of "less than zero" and two whole days to lounge and read............

"everyone is chuckers" is turning out to be the best book i've ever written.............
and in exactly one month from RIGHT NOW i'm getting new ink............i met ymonster today and talked all about it.............don't worry, they'll be pics............also my jt leroy interview and experiences with him/it/her/ET will be available online for all to read, Susie Bright is helping out with that (the author of all that sassy erotica)................man i'm finally sobering up. i've been drinking since like 1:30 this afternoon............hung out with my girl hyde.........

a snippet from "everyone is chuckers"
"ya know, man, you should really have something to take the edge off," chuckers pressured.
"no, i like my edge, its all i got."
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in other news I LOVE DAVE CHAPELLE............

“To call somebody crazy is dismissive…these people are not crazy…maybe their environment is sick.”
-Dave Chapelle

pay attention!! my bday is coming up.

it's time to drink some wine now. everyone have a lovely evening.

13 days..........

oh i love it when he looks pissed tongue

kiss


someone pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze pleeze fucking buy me those Dior shades pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze skull miao!!

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Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

FEB 17, 2006 04:51 PM

did you see Chappelle on 'Inside the Actor's Studio' as well? I thought it was hilarious and fascinating.

LunaCat

LunaCat

Portland, OR
August 2004

FEB 17, 2006 05:00 PM

What makes you think we don't want to hear about your fingers? It was just starting to get good.

Argene

Argene

Pittsburgh, PA
June 2004

FEB 17, 2006 05:05 PM

Sigh. Train hookups sans skeeviness? I wish I live where you lived.

[Edited on Feb 17, 2006 8:06PM]

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

FEB 17, 2006 05:31 PM

god damn that was a good tease.

hotpinkauras

hotpinkauras

Saint Paul, MN
June 2005

FEB 17, 2006 06:15 PM

I agree, i wanted to read more smile Its so cold here, sounds like fn though, how do i find any of your books, really i would like to read your work... surreal i wish i could get drunk or somethin, but my 14 year old is here and she just wrote a song, a damn good one i might add, my younger girl wrote a poem too! smile Have a great weekend! You oh so sexy storyteller kiss kiss

SonOfAPunk

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC
January 2006

FEB 17, 2006 06:33 PM

biggrin

Oh for fuck sakes! Another cult of SOAP followers?! Back! BACK! Don't make me get out the broom to shoo you off!

Teeheeheeeheee....

(I wish!)

I want to hear the rest of your train adventure!!! love biggrin love

Hyde

Hyde

HOPEFUL

Brooklyn, NY

FEB 17, 2006 07:29 PM

Man, why'd I have to get off the train when I did? I could have witnessed this encounter. drats.

Bev_Antain

Bev_Antain

Italy
February 2004

FEB 18, 2006 12:16 AM

The train always helps with strange experiences and stuff like that. Glad to hear the book turned out great!

aheeb

aheeb

Los Osos, CA
January 2006

FEB 18, 2006 01:06 AM

I just came up with the best idea ever for a set. biggrin it is all ways odd when out of the blue some breast is on your hand and your not sure if they know it or not

cincity

cincity

Owego, NY
May 2005

FEB 18, 2006 05:14 AM

Wow...miss pimp train girl. I wish that stuff would happen to me! Hooray for public transportation and riders like you!

LeBoucanier

LeBoucanier

Turners Station, KY
February 2004

FEB 18, 2006 05:38 AM

AAHH!
Why'd you stop? More train please!

And I'm interested in hearing more about the JT Leroy story.

charlemagne

charlemagne

Battle Creek, MI
May 2005

FEB 18, 2006 08:31 AM

Birthdays? What are those?

And Holy Smokes! Just when the story was getting good...!

[Edited on Feb 18, 2006 8:32AM]

[Edited on Feb 18, 2006 8:33AM]

aheeb

aheeb

Los Osos, CA
January 2006

FEB 18, 2006 02:59 PM

Play the song "why can't I touch it?" by the buzzcocks... thats were i got my idea but I can't tell you my idea on here whatever

aheeb

aheeb

Los Osos, CA
January 2006

FEB 18, 2006 04:23 PM

$100 gift card to Taco Bell if you win... injoy

cincity

cincity

Owego, NY
May 2005

FEB 18, 2006 06:32 PM

You bet I will....I love NY trains.....you get mushed by the best people!!!

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