SuicideGirl: Jordan
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Jordan is a 35 year-old SuicideGirl in New York, USA.

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FEBRUARY 12, 2006 @ 01:55 PM


UPDATE - I am in a much better mood. sex does that. muahaha. happy valentines day every1. i'll be spending it with the one i love.............

the dude who sent me the nice pussy email sent me another far more offensive email, i of course complained, and he has been kicked off SG. ahahaha.
thank you, missy.
i'm tired. more money's been stolen from me. oh, awesome.
some good news...a new sg set is underway.

"I'm tired of everyone i know,
of everyone i see,
on the street
and on TV."


might i make a suggestion?
if you plan on emailing me ya might wanna start out with something else other than "nice pussy."
just a suggestion.
cos i'm a bitch.
i got a nice disguise goin - blonde hair, blue eyes, sweet smile, but i'm a bitch.
and bitches are the ones you should really be nice to.
we eat heart like its pie.

now some devil boy come out and breathe fire on this snow so i can wear my stilettos tofuckinmorrow.

i'm on page 60 of my new book "Litter Box." so far, so very awesome.
and "Kafka On The Shore" absolutely rules. everyone needs to read that shit.
having a great weekend, lots of sex, coffee and simply enjoying the weirdness of being me.

in other news, a friend of mine has gone to Vanity Fair about the JT hoax and I have turned to Howard Stern. these motherfuckers are goin down.
don't go see, read, touch or wear anything with the name JT LeRoy associated.
ignore all that is not real.


pay attention! my birthday is coming up.

19 days........

tongue

look at this man:

he's the singer of this band called People In Planes, they're fucking awesome. i had a dream about em last night but listened to their stuff this morning for the first time. dreams are great introductions of things to come........weird, the dream involved something that happens in Litter Box biggrin

i have a chef class on friday with thomas keller wish me luck i don't burn anything down........then i'm off to see ymonster about some new ink biggrin

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SirLoins

sirloins

Huntington Beach, CA
October 2005

FEB 12, 2006 02:01 PM

You were born the day after me! My mama tried to keep me in so that I could be born on St. Patrick's, so I had to pull myself out.

zode

zode

Northampton, MA
February 2005

FEB 12, 2006 02:16 PM

I’m down with the boycott…count me in.
Take em down then stomp on em…

I’ve always suspected the “nice pussy” ploy to a total stranger would not be effective

SirLoins

sirloins

Huntington Beach, CA
October 2005

FEB 12, 2006 02:17 PM

Gross! tongue

Venti_Mistake

Venti_Mistake

USA
November 2005

FEB 12, 2006 02:46 PM

Ew. What a jerk. Personally I think you have a cute mouth and a wicked glint in your eyes! wink

SonOfAPunk

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC
January 2006

FEB 12, 2006 03:00 PM

Nice pussy! tongue

Heeheeheeeheeeeeee...

What are you gonna do for your birthday?

zode

zode

Northampton, MA
February 2005

FEB 12, 2006 03:18 PM

As of a week ago Scott says she didn’t want to talk about it…when I hang out with her again I’ll definitely start a conversation about it.

lordjim

lordjim

United Kingdom
December 2005

FEB 12, 2006 03:19 PM

Maybe the poor sod just had a Freudian slip and actually wanted to say... "cordial greetings Miss Jordan"...?.... or maybe he is just a bit of a dick.

Anyway.... my mouth is watering over your book. If you fancy pinging over any sections for me to read in advance of completion, just let me know.. wink

Good luck with it all xxx


ARRR!!!

mellisa

mellisa

Chicago, IL
March 2005

FEB 12, 2006 03:47 PM

nice pussy BITCH

slap slap slapslapslap

STERRRRRRRRRRN, fukiN A' right, imma take that image of them you posted and make a i dunno, deflamatory something. yuh

books faboulouso im going picture shooting this week, and an gonna try to get a portFOLio built up by summer when i wanna take that class.

and WTF are you on drugs? those are some insane sunglasses lol

im makin you sometin, you should join the penpal group, i did! its all kinds of cool, im being all CRAFTy sugar plum.

kiss kiss

zode

zode

Northampton, MA
February 2005

FEB 12, 2006 05:03 PM

you start your job tommorow???

zode

zode

Northampton, MA
February 2005

FEB 12, 2006 05:22 PM

Wear your stilettos...

TattooedTeddy

TattooedTeddy

Troy, NY
April 2005

FEB 12, 2006 05:40 PM

Like to wish you a very Happy Valentines Day



blush love kiss love smile

SonOfAPunk

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC
January 2006

FEB 12, 2006 05:46 PM

OMIGAWD! Exciting! biggrin

Lots of pretty pictures of said ink, okies?! biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

I'm a retard for tatoosies! eeek I love 'em sooo much! biggrin

GuinnessStoudt

GuinnessStoudt

Lewisberry, PA
December 2005

FEB 12, 2006 06:04 PM

you didn't like my journal entry?? smile

hotpinkauras

hotpinkauras

Saint Paul, MN
June 2005

FEB 12, 2006 06:06 PM

thank yu for the email...i appreciate all feedback, i had a great weekend, sounds like you did, that book ur 60 pages into, is that urs, meaning writing/ i cant wait to know more about this kiss website/gruop...im kind of wasted at this moments on teas and herbs so, sorry, but i have a poem i want to send to you...i think someone i sent it to might try to plagerize it, what do u suggest. i have just discovered that my question mark or shift no longer works, suckin smile kiss laying in my bed being lazy, soo, gonna be on laptop:priceless...i had such an eye opener weekend...drank 2 tall drinks and a shot of tequila, i never drink...but man did i feel good, just enough, not too much...right b4 the head spins come....that wasnt bad, had a headache though today, lolery wink

hellblazer

hellblazer

I'm lost
February 2005

FEB 12, 2006 06:32 PM

Good thing I have no heart for you to eat. biggrin

Much as I love Christina, she's had some stinkers. That werewolf one was pretty bad...

Snow, huh?

I went hiking today. It's 80 degrees here. Haha.

biggrin

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