SuicideGirl: Jordan
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Jordan is a 35 year-old SuicideGirl in New York, USA.

I’m private
 
JANUARY 17, 2006 @ 12:40 PM


UPDATE - i just cut my teeth with my tongue.
my screenplay is complete. Noble Rot is about to introduce itself to the world. Revenge. It's all about sweet balls out fuck all else sweet motherfuggen revenge.............................

treason is buying me tickets to see The Strokes for my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this. makes. me. happy.

today i watched this film for the 31st time.......pat briggs is a beautiful man.........






Survey!!

What do you like more – hugs or kisses?
Hugs.

If you had to make a speech on national TV tonight what would you speak about?
Why S/M is looked down on while plastic surgery is so hyped up. Plastic surgery is self mutilation, in my opinion, and S/M is an act of love.

If you could have one band play a private show on your birthday, what band would it be?
You guys could prolly guess mine, but it’s The Strokes. And puke on anyone who thinks that’s uncool.

Tomorrow you can have a two hour lunch with anyone in the world, who would you have lunch with?
Bret Easton Ellis.

What’s your favorite body part?
My ass.

What’s your favorite body part on a woman?
I’m a butt girl, I like ass.

What’s your favorite part on a man?
(I expect guys to answer this!)
The back of the neck.

What are you looking forward to most this year?
Getting my new tattoo!

If you could be professionally trained to do anything this year, what would it be?
To learn how to surf.

Do you ever fantasize about an old love?
No.

What did you spend a lot of time doing as a child?
Jumping on my best friends trampoline in a trailer park while listening to Skid Row over and over and over…………

You have been given a large sum of money to help reconstruct a struggling city, which city would you help?
New Orleans.

You are homeless. You can either stay at a hostel or with a rich but total stranger – what do you do?
Rich total stranger.

Do you think androgyny is sexy?
Hell yes.

Have you ever been toe fucked?
Yes.

How important do you think sex appeal is in music?
Extremely important.

What are you wearing right now?
Pink pjs with cupid shooting his arrow and a black lace top.

How many times have you been turned on today?
Twice.

tagged suckers:
treason
bateman
4stella4star
damon_shadows
hellblazer
girlie
grundleswamp


get to it, darlings kiss

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jaystarr

jaystarr

Louisville, KY
December 2005

JAN 17, 2006 01:19 PM

1. kisses
2. poverty in america
3. R.E.M.
4. Micheal Moore
5. my legs
6. all
7. front part of hip
8. making new girl friends
9.sing and play an instrument
10. only one but i think he's gay now
11. trying to make my parents well
12.
13. you'll be with strangers either way, go with the rich one
14. sometimes
15. no
16. sex will sell anything, but I'm ready to hear something of substance.
17. undies and fake uggs
18. counting now?

zode

zode

Northampton, MA
February 2005

JAN 17, 2006 01:24 PM

I hate those but since it’s you I’ll yield…be warned my replies will have a High Saturation of Facetiousness.

Ahriman

Ahriman

North York, ON
February 2003

JAN 17, 2006 03:40 PM

Hey beautiful.

See my journal for my response. smile

hellblazer

hellblazer

I'm lost
February 2005

JAN 17, 2006 03:48 PM

You know I love these things. I would have stolen it from you if you hadn't tagged me.

Check my journal in a little while. I'll post it there. biggrin

GuinnessStoudt

GuinnessStoudt

Lewisberry, PA
December 2005

JAN 17, 2006 06:44 PM

it's in my journal. enjoy!!! sexy lady

zode

zode

Northampton, MA
February 2005

JAN 17, 2006 07:11 PM

You asked for this… I’m going to Smear this all over your Journal.

What do you like more – hugs or kisses?
Everyone tells me I give Good Hug, but who doesn’t like making out till you need Chap Stick.

If you had to make a speech on national TV tonight what would you speak about?
Renewable Energy Sources and a Big Batch of Bush Bashing …

If you could have one band play a private show on your birthday, what band would it be?
Jimi Hendrix

Tomorrow you can have a two hour lunch with anyone in the world, who would you have lunch with?
Confucius because he says…

What’s your favorite body part?
Practical answer my legs which have developed superior abilities from eluding the Man all these years. Existential answer my Gleaming Blue Eyes they have been known to pierce right through to your Soul.

What’s your favorite body part on a woman?
There are many answers for this one.
Right now the Heinie …It makes a comfortable pillow, a tasty snack, a warm place to house the horse for a while, and when one finishes ploughing the back forty great real estate to release the dogs on…

What’s your favorite part on a man?
(I expect guys to answer this!)
The chest… I like a guy with nice tits…

What are you looking forward to most this year?
Thus far… this weekend…

If you could be professionally trained to do anything this year, what would it be?
Super Hero…Some how I’ve managed to keep my amateur status…bout time I go PRO.

Do you ever fantasize about an old love?
I fantasize about everything nothing is safe from my demented mind. Keep your pets in the other room.

What did you spend a lot of time doing as a child?
Sports, Sports, Sports, then a lot of time smoking Pot.

You have been given a large sum of money to help reconstruct a struggling city, which city would you help?
Jordan…It’s an up and coming stop on the L line.

You are homeless. You can either stay at a hostel or with a rich but total stranger – what do you do?
Rich total stranger…then I seduce her and eat her (oops did I mention that out loud)

Do you think androgyny is sexy?
No, no, and no it’s probably never relevant to me.

Have you ever been toe fucked?
By a Human Toe???

How important do you think sex appeal is in music?
Sex appeal has nothing what so ever to do with Music. Sex passion and soul that’s another story.

What are you wearing right now?
The fruits of my labor…see next question

How many times have you been turned on today?
3 times I finally had the opportunity to take it down a notch…see previous question.


Fucked it up see...amateur status

[Edited on Jan 17, 2006 10:14PM]

jaystarr

jaystarr

Louisville, KY
December 2005

JAN 17, 2006 07:14 PM

Thanks for the support. I'm still catching kisses. It's great. My day is ending well. So back at ya. kiss

Baise

Baise

USA
January 2005

JAN 17, 2006 07:31 PM

Yes, I am easily seduced by long lists of questions.

zode

zode

Northampton, MA
February 2005

JAN 18, 2006 10:37 AM

got cell???

zode

zode

Northampton, MA
February 2005

JAN 18, 2006 01:07 PM

Got your message…it’s kinda of a hectic day here at the office and I’m trying to get a bunch of stuff done to be able to take a few days off …I’ll call you tomorrow.

hotpinkauras

hotpinkauras

Saint Paul, MN
June 2005

JAN 18, 2006 02:42 PM

1.kisses
2.The Negative effects of Anti-depressants and other pharmeceuticals
3.Pink Floyd
4. My Turkish lover
5.the back
6.hands
7. Becoming a certified hypnotherapist
8. A legal advocate/lawyer
No
10. Being outside in the woods
11.New Orleans
12.a rich stranger
13.yes
14.yes
15.very important
16.jeans, peasant blouse, boots
17.2

great survey. i love stuff like this! kiss

hotpinkauras

hotpinkauras

Saint Paul, MN
June 2005

JAN 18, 2006 04:52 PM

yes i was! and it was ok, i like fingers better! I also used my feet on him, it was different a lot harder for sure, but foot fetish is intriguing to me smile blush miao!! kiss you really are very sexy peace

hotpinkauras

hotpinkauras

Saint Paul, MN
June 2005

JAN 18, 2006 04:53 PM

weezer makes me sad too...I saw the film American Psych, but did not read the book wink

hotpinkauras

hotpinkauras

Saint Paul, MN
June 2005

JAN 18, 2006 05:15 PM

well i fucked and sucked his toes, but let me tell you, he smells good always from head to toe...like wine, jasmine, and spices...but I will definately have to read the book. Movies never do the book justice anyway! kiss

hotpinkauras

hotpinkauras

Saint Paul, MN
June 2005

JAN 18, 2006 07:13 PM

I just wrote a comment to myself, haha, lol, i must be tired...anyway u can read my comment back to you under my comments for today, lol confused it was spose to be sent to you, my bf gots me flustered kiss

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