Jordan's January 05, 2006 blog

Jordan likes the thought of getting all her beautiful friends in a hottub and just shagging it all the way down to the bone with every single one of them.

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JANUARY 5, 2006 @ 08:52 AM

Random thoughts. How can humans punish other humans for anything, in any form, it just doesnt seem right. We are all walking imperfections. Get over yourself. Theres a mouse in my study, I swear there is. I fucking hate the postal service, anyone who works for the postal service, or anyone who wears blue. When Im rich Im gonna pay a hot dude to puke in front of me. He can just stand there and puke for the rest of his fucking life. I have been invited to the paranormal convention in april. I have to go to Rochester for 3 days. I have no money. No one is responding to my resumes. Where is my fucking agent. I cant sleep straight through the night anymore. Ive been up since eight writing about jocks watching gang bang porn. Oh, its not a mouse in here. Its a RAT.

charlemagne

Battle Creek, MI

May 2005

JAN 05, 2006 09:00 AM

You update faster than I can keep up, although that's OK. Where's your kitty? Or is the rat bigger? Nice to have company, though.

zode

Northampton, MA

February 2005

JAN 05, 2006 09:12 AM

real puke or gang bang puke???

hellblazer

I'm lost

February 2005

JAN 05, 2006 09:16 AM

Glad you like it.

Paranormal convention, eh? Sounds like it could be interesting... How did that come about?

And I've never slept straight through a night in my life. At least, not without the aid of mass quantities of whiskey...

wh0r3

Cincinnati, OH

February 2004

JAN 05, 2006 10:05 AM

i'll be your lil vomit boy... you supply the alcohol

zode

Northampton, MA

February 2005

JAN 05, 2006 02:40 PM

Im bringing an extra pair of panties just in case

ldwarren

United Kingdom

February 2004

JAN 05, 2006 03:32 PM

It was indeed Madame Kidman; only the best pitchfork-wielding-people for you.

Any joy with Interpol? Are they signed upto SG and on your friend's list yet?!

Sound a little stressed-out there my dear, short, spikey sentances = agitation. I cant help with the rats, you lack or resume-response, your financial situation, etc..but I will say you fucking rule and are already one of my fave people on here.

Ok, you can back to writing about jocks and porn now.