SuicideGirl: Jordan
suicidegirl

Jordan likes the thought of getting all her beautiful friends in a hottub and just shagging it all the way down to the bone with every single one of them.

I’m private
 
DECEMBER 7, 2005 @ 07:00 AM


I want NEW clothes. BAD.
Santa, baby, I only own 2 pair of undies.
Right now the undies I’ve been wearing come down to my ankles, they’re denim, they’re…my jeans………..
Santa, baby, I know I’ve been bad, but I’ve been good at it. Doesn’t that count for something?
Santa, baby, I know you’re an SG member.
Perv.
I cried the first time Mom made me sit on your lap.
Santa should be a Calvin Klein model or something if that’s how it goes.
Anyway,
Just a thought.
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Up until about five minutes ago, I thought it was still mid-november. Yeah, awesome.
My new screenplay rocks, it is my ammo against the world.

hallelujah, lock and load.

tongue
Comments
zode

zode

Northampton, MA
February 2005

DEC 07, 2005 07:44 AM

“I LOVE giving panties to Bad Girls…” aka Big Daddy Claus


figmentation

figmentation

I'm lost
December 2003

DEC 07, 2005 07:55 AM

jordan,
Why don't you have panties?
~ Pearl

hellblazer

hellblazer

I'm lost
February 2005

DEC 07, 2005 10:17 AM

Santa and Satan...

Same letters...

Same red suit...



Coincidence!?!

charlemagne

charlemagne

Battle Creek, MI
May 2005

DEC 07, 2005 04:13 PM

Ho, ho ho!

Come here and sit on Santa's...lap?

It's all warmed up for you! Just leave your undies at home. What you have is too fine to encase in nylon or silk. "Du liebes kind, komm geh mit mir! Gar schoene spiele spiel Ich mit dir!"

Hyde

Hyde

HOPEFUL

Brooklyn, NY

DEC 07, 2005 06:57 PM

Well I just send you a nice little present. My Lil Miss sass-a-Frass.

Yo check this out:

Venti_Mistake

Venti_Mistake

USA
November 2005

DEC 08, 2005 12:35 AM

OOH- I love that song!!! well.. next to I'm okay...

FUCK IT! I love the whole cd! I think I just got the whole underwear reference... that's so rad wink

MaxWild

maxwild

New York, NY
October 2005

DEC 08, 2005 11:36 AM

You mean to tell me that it's not mid-November?!

MaxWild

maxwild

New York, NY
October 2005

DEC 08, 2005 01:40 PM

haha, well, it's a little hard to miss new years eve in NYC. i'm sure you'll notice.

MissMyla

MissMyla

Vancouver, WA
December 2004

DEC 08, 2005 02:50 PM

See, I would think that in a situation like that, it'd be okay to crowd around... I mean, that's just how it is on the subway, right? (I have no clue, I've never been)

I think my beef is when there's a ton of room and yet someone decides to stand 2 inches away from me LOL

zode

zode

Northampton, MA
February 2005

DEC 08, 2005 07:29 PM

Ammo in a defensive posture or assault???

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