Jordan's November 21, 2005 blog

Jordan is a 35 year-old SuicideGirl in New York, USA.

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NOVEMBER 21, 2005 @ 03:31 PM

today i lied to a UPS dude and told him i owned a snake that is 14.85m long. my love beast.

he believed me, too. it was awesome.
saturday night i will be dancing with kathy, wendy, albertine and treason.
sandwich me. sandwich me now.
i feel like a turbo lover.

tonight i must sit down and write a letter to my so-called agent

but not before i jerk off to Prison Break, tho.

DragoD

Berkeley, CA

January 2005

NOV 21, 2005 04:21 PM

I first read: "today i tied up a UPS Dude, and told him I owned a snake...

Kinky. I think you have got me about where you want me
now.

Have a good thanksgiving, my new friend.

Boy do I wish I could be hanging out with you in
Manhatten this time of year. I spent ten years of
my life hanging out in Manhattan from about 16
to 26, and it never failed to provide a great way to get off,
once. Happy Christmas! Pull down your pants!!!

It is the shits turning into Gabby Hayes.

Drago

But at least the climate is gentle and generous
out here a little past the gold fields where the ocean
appears. "Say it again, man. We still believe what we hear.....

KyleOmen

USA

January 2005

NOV 21, 2005 05:10 PM

You'll get your sangwhich!

[Edited on Nov 21, 2005 8:11PM]

zode

Northampton, MA

February 2005

NOV 21, 2005 06:29 PM

Thats no ordinary sandwich but a Hoagie. Those UPS guys can be gullible Its all the brown they wear. Always enjoy anticipating a Good Toss Off.

Manchester_Black

Edmonton, AB

March 2004

NOV 21, 2005 07:37 PM

Oh man, Turbo lover is like one of my fave Judas Priest songs- hows that for an almost completely random non sequitur

Rainbing

Hollister, CA

May 2005

NOV 21, 2005 08:23 PM

Sandwiches are great, but you can't spell sandwich without an 'I'...and 'I' volunteer...

And, just for you, I watched Prison Break tonight. Very intersting....now I'm hooked, thanks!