SuicideGirl: Jordan
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Jordan is a 35 year-old SuicideGirl in New York, USA.

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NOVEMBER 15, 2005 @ 04:02 PM


so i just slathered emotion lotion all over my swollen tits. hot times. its a sweet concoction of mimosa, jasmine and violet. i wanna lick myself like a kitty. i'm so hungry and tired i might just eat myself. and the slutty reporter will alert everyone, "girl eats her own sweet ass, tonight on fox news."

last night ruled. i went to cbgb to see treason rock out in his band, funeral crashers. there was a moshpit. some girl pushed me on the way to the bathroom. Really hard, as if she wanted me to ram my head into the wall and die. I see her around and she hates me. We have never even spoken. How ‘bout that. Maybe she just wants some. She should have spanked me then, instead of pushing me. WTF. She works at Knitting Factory, has blond dreads and a British accent. If you ever see her just say, “What’s up? You want some of Jordan’s snapper?” ahaha. I’m in a weird mood.

hyde is so sweet. we were standing out in the cold and she held me until our cab came. kiss she's so real. i was talking about "Demonic" last night, the novel that frightened away two promising agents, and she said "that book is your baby, though," she totally gets it. i'm giving her a copy soon. we are going to check out a spot on thursday for my next set, which will probably be shot in a couple of weeks or so. it will be MUCH BETTER than the last set. skull

i want to start making films, that's a very big long term goal, and there are many short term goals that must be reached first, like, um, learning to use a video camera. but this new screenplay, "between hope and roebling," is coming along so well i'd love to eventually direct myself. we'll see. i will start posting it once its copyrighted.

dude, it won't be long before she's here ARRR!!!

my name is earl is on tonight and that makes me happy. biggrin

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Oxy

Oxy

United Kingdom
September 2005

NOV 15, 2005 04:09 PM

I think youve found the only thing that would get me to watch Fox News smile

I did some film stuff....did some screenplays...and a little acting....its so much fun...and so much work....but the end result...makes it all worth it.

Venti_Mistake

Venti_Mistake

USA
November 2005

NOV 15, 2005 04:15 PM

ever consider animating your screenplay. it can be cool if done right.

a big ass puerto rican guy started hitting on my girl once in front of me. i asked him to stop. he asked what i was gonna do about it so i clocked him on the jaw and rocked him. figured why tell him, just do it. i was shocked that i could even hurt him. his friend started laughing at him. he walked away threatening to come back and shoot me. we ate and he never did. i think that was the machoest moment of my entire life. i went from zero to hero. biggrin

Wendy

Wendy

SUICIDEGIRL

Israel

NOV 15, 2005 04:24 PM

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy kiss

hellomrworld

hellomrworld

Westbrook, ME
December 2003

NOV 15, 2005 05:21 PM

i never saw a show at CBGB ... that is kinda sad ...

i have also noticed less people mosh then in the early 90s but they are MUCH more agressive

charlemagne

charlemagne

Battle Creek, MI
May 2005

NOV 15, 2005 07:18 PM

If you did that, would you turn inside out?

KyleOmen

KyleOmen

USA
January 2005

NOV 15, 2005 08:25 PM

I think we should go on a rampage and own that brit!

PostModernSleaze

PostModernSleaze

San Diego, CA
February 2005

NOV 15, 2005 09:28 PM

ur mind is brilliant sweetie, i love the way u think.
p.s. i can't wait till ur next set!!

Hyde

Hyde

HOPEFUL

Brooklyn, NY

NOV 15, 2005 09:41 PM

Hey if you're online IM me . . . my IM is on my contact thingy.

Venti_Mistake

Venti_Mistake

USA
November 2005

NOV 15, 2005 09:51 PM

hi sweetie!!! check out the man nips man!!! gotta go to the bar now- wish you could come! biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

Hyde

Hyde

HOPEFUL

Brooklyn, NY

NOV 15, 2005 09:58 PM

Aw, my new family blush It was my pleasure to hold you last night . . . trembling in my arms, nice. I bet you're all soft and smell pretty now with that emotion lotion. MmMmM biggrin

I'm procrastinating again. I need to get back to those pichas, I can't wait to show you . . . looking forward to Thursday.

kiss

Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

NOV 16, 2005 12:42 AM

Best opening paragraph ever! Beats the shit out of mine! eeek love

And now speaking of piss,



there you go. I uploaded a folder of potential profile pictures for anyone insane enough to be in need of these dirty things. I thought you would like this happy girl.

WELL I actually was going to say, Jesus, I should be coming in for Turkey day, shit. I was really hoping to have a job by this or that time, having the most shit possible luck of course. But I might have an interview at this local dive bar (ooooh my favorite kind!) tomorrow. Shall see. I'll keep my paws crossed. But if not, my family is pestering me of course to come and visit. What is miss Wendy's occasion to come in? And 2 weeks!? God bless! Well if I can make it of course, you can be like Howard Stern but play big boob bongos (eh, anyone can play butt bongos) with a 4 piece then.

Sigh. kiss kiss kiss

Venti_Mistake

Venti_Mistake

USA
November 2005

NOV 16, 2005 02:11 AM

Hi Jordan! I'm faded and I think you're soooo hot so if you don't mind you'll be my fantasy tonight! I love a hot girl in a short skirt!!!! love kiss kiss kiss

Manchester_Black

Manchester_Black

Edmonton, AB
March 2004

NOV 16, 2005 07:52 AM

For some reason, the mention of Emotion Lotionreminds me of an old Mr.Show episodewink

Venti_Mistake

Venti_Mistake

USA
November 2005

NOV 16, 2005 10:37 PM

You're so rad! I always get distracted by the freakin first sentence of your journal entry!!! biggrin tongue

Venti_Mistake

Venti_Mistake

USA
November 2005

NOV 16, 2005 10:38 PM

Ya creep is my most favorite radiohead song of all time and now it has new meaning for me.

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