SuicideGirl: Jordan
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Jordan likes pete doherty.

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SEPTEMBER 22, 2005 @ 07:05 PM




everybody complete the following sentence:

i spread peanut butter on my screwdriver and then I _______.

so tomorrow i'm supposed to hear from my agent and recieve an evaluation on "Demonic."
This weekend i'll be catching up on more Queer as Folk biggrin and working on my new book now called Homicidally Yours.
I have to finish "Lunar Park" now. Ten more pages........has anyone read Damien Echols' "Almost Home" I'm thinking about reading that next............

So I lied last time. Here's more Demonic. In case of confusion, the book is written in monologue form. This is from the viewpoint of Devin, the jock.

I couldn’t decide what I wanted to listen to. I was a few minutes from Betsy’s shabby apartment complex. I could see a few outdated cars pull out of the complex like ants crawling up from their hole. A five minute gunk of world news came over the radio:
A biblical art center was burning down in Dallas – kids were reportedly trapped in Christian chat rooms. I could make a foul joke for that shit – better instant message Jesus quick and ask him for help. Sharks had washed up on the shore at Rockaway Beach in New York, members of a football team in Arkansas had been accused of sodomy; and in Louisiana a swamp had dried up and a body was discovered on the bone-dry surface. Soon it would be time for “Is everything Ok in the UK?” referring to the recent London bombings. Then they’d cover the war in Iraq. “It has become clear that in this war, the frontlines are everywhere,” clarified the reporter.
Whatever, I was in the mood for something hardcore. I popped in Limp Bizkit’s first LP. I got up to it, ready to have a good night out. I loved their cover version of “Faith” by that queer eighties guy. They made it sound hard. I pulled into the complex. I was totally hyped up now. I could see the pool sparkling like a big diamond off by the shitty outhouse. I wanted to just skip dinner, take Becky there and bang the shit out of her. Or is it Betsy? Fuck, maybe I should figure that out. Maybe someone would call her and she’d answer and say, “Hi, this is so and so.” But who answered their phone like that? Who cared. Whores like her should wear nametags.
I parked under the balcony of 247. I looked up, hoping she was ready. I didn’t want to spend too much time trying to impress her mother. This would be the only time I’d ever come here, so what was the point? I got out and slammed the door. There was a little girl sitting on the curb dragging a rock along the sidewalk. She was trying to accumulate enough dirt to write her name in. This was what poor people’s children did on Thursday nights. I quickly skipped up the stairs, ignoring the little girl’s bored gaze. Dead plants lined the walls between 247 and 248. A porch light spurted out a sickly yellow light over the remaining guts of a smashed beetle. Becky’s door had one of those big metal handles to pull out and hit against the door. It was heavy and I wanted to rip it off and save it for tomorrow to use on Marhollow somehow. I just kept thinking about how it would be when we all ganged up on him and beat him senseless, seeing different parts of his body twitch, watching blood spurt out of his mouth and eyes, then finally seeing him go weak like a rag doll but we wouldn’t let up then. Don’t let up until there’s nothing left, that’s what I’d tell the guys tomorrow.
Betsy opened the door. She looked like a black egg. The black dress she had on wrapped her up too tight, some kind of thin cheap material. Her waitress outfit didn’t hug her so much; it never let me know that she was actually fat. She almost looked like a different person entirely. She wanted some kind of affection. I gave her a hug that was more just like a few pats on the back. Maybe if I got drunk enough, I could get hard enough to fuck her. I went inside. The place was overly air conditioned. I didn’t even take my jacket off. Becky had at least four cats. One slept in a chair that was covered with cat hair. The others were displayed on the sofa. I started sneezing. I hated cats. The sofa and chairs did not match. They didn’t buy room sets; they picked out single pieces of furniture. Maybe they even bought them used.
“Are you thirsty?” she asked.
“Yes.” I wasn’t, but I wanted to see her walk away from me. I wanted to check her ass out.

EL SUICIDO LOCO

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TehWickedEnds

TehWickedEnds

Worcester, MA
August 2004

SEP 22, 2005 07:13 PM

I spread peanut butter on my screwdriver and then I ASK HOMELESS PEOPLE ON THE STREET FOR JELLY.

McKenzie

McKenzie

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

SEP 22, 2005 07:43 PM

i spread peanut butter on my screwdriver and then I lick it.

Smasher

Smasher

Providence, RI
May 2003

SEP 22, 2005 07:45 PM

I spread peanut butter on my screwdriver and then I grab my camera and call for my dog Sir Licks Alot.

I like what you posted. How long is your book gonna be?

I'm writting one as well, but it's still in the early stages.

Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

SEP 23, 2005 12:13 AM

I'm trying to recall the last recent time I have posted to you while NOT abusing substance. Actually it WAS the last time but that was like a "P.S" so it can't count.

Remember I said I was going to pass on to you my red glitter b/c I couldn't be bold enough for it???



WHOA!!! Now I can't imagine life without it~!!!!!! Shit lady I will have to find you something else.

Are you done??? Was it amazing and totally miserable?!?! DO TELL. Going for good rates on Amazon right now but I am banned from buying till I am working again. The Echols book I'm sure you'll get new, might be better as I presume it's a benefit?

Is it funny when you're blasty on substance and suddenly want gourmet food? (not that Chock Full of Nuts but the gourmet shit!) Bah. I need a man who is both a chef AND plastic surgeon. I think. whatever kiss

[Edited on Sep 23, 2005 12:14AM]

geometricalfuck

geometricalfuck

Brooklyn, NY
March 2005

SEP 23, 2005 12:21 AM

I spread peanut butter on my screwdriver and...now I can't hang a picture.

onemorepanic

onemorepanic

Long Beach, NY
August 2004

SEP 23, 2005 04:29 AM

I spread peanut butter on my screwdriver and stab Bret Easton Ellis to death.

Smasher

Smasher

Providence, RI
May 2003

SEP 23, 2005 07:40 AM

My book is about a town in California where it has been raining non-stop for about a year. a bunch of the kids start hanging out and start taking drugs and having tons of sex, meanwhile the grownups are engaged in simular activity. At one point there is an accident and this guy looses his wife and chil. He slowly turns into this sorta cthulu like looking beast, and winds up killing a couple people.

There's more to it but I don't wanna leave the longest post ever in you journal.

The whole thing is written in an old pulp detective story vernacular.

I just really like slashers and pulp fiction and existentialist writting, so I thought that I'd stick em all together.

elchupacabra

elchupacabra

United Kingdom
December 2004

SEP 23, 2005 12:10 PM

thanks a lot biggrin kiss

Hyde

Hyde

HOPEFUL

Brooklyn, NY

SEP 24, 2005 06:07 AM

I spread peanut butter on my screwdriver and then I stab the bosses daughter in the eye-socket with it. Hark it's suddenly gotten so quiet.

charlemagne

charlemagne

Battle Creek, MI
May 2005

SEP 24, 2005 12:45 PM

Hmm! Peanut butter and a screwdiver? If I didn't have a butterknife, I suppose.
Unless it was a big screwdiver, it would take quite awhile to spread peanut butter on bread. Me, I'm too impatient. I'd use my fingers to spread it on the bread. Who said anything about bread? Well..., how about crackers?

charlemagne

charlemagne

Battle Creek, MI
May 2005

SEP 24, 2005 12:59 PM

Christian Bale is the dude. He was very good as Batman. I still have to see the Machinest.

Apadravya

Apadravya

Santa Cruz, CA
January 2005

SEP 24, 2005 02:02 PM

awww, thanks! i'd love too! blush

Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

SEP 24, 2005 02:07 PM

You called me sweet pea!!!!! CUTE!!! I was so happy. I sleep with far too many stuffed animals (I sleep with a lot of garbage right now, since I'm still about to switch rooms, so I treat my room badly in general.) and one enxt to my pillow is my treasured stuffed PEACH which has blushing cheeks and googly eyes...............

"It's a dreaded sunny day....so I'll meet you at the cemetry gates...."

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

SEP 24, 2005 08:36 PM

Priceless, you are!!! Modest Mouse/rapist, anything...ha! Actually that is just some douche bag I knew. I mean friend, former friend. I am certain of my hatred for him. puke

I would like to vomit as well. I have been feeling awful all day. I think I am depressed.

blackeyed

Yes, I need to come on home soon. My aunt is wanting me to come in soon, and I hope she'll have work for me, that would be rich. Somebody's hurting lately. I drank all of my money recently.

I should move home. I wish I could. I would give this shit up in 5 seconds. I don't know what I'm doing. puke

For many kiss kiss kiss for you! kiss kiss kiss

Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

SEP 24, 2005 08:38 PM

What does my last sentence there mean? I think I meant to say BUT many kiss kiss kiss for you. BUTT. Bottom. How could I forget.

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