HOLY SHIT


are you ready

this month is stupid fun

My birthday is on Monday and I think the entire town (or just the people I care about in this town) is showing up to this strip club
WIN


ANS

White russians with my wife
and facebooking



So my wife asked me "what's the five best things that have happened to you this year"

and everything I said happened in the last two months


in no paticular order


1.
getting my job back at the paddy wagon





2.
Realizing that I am home for good




with the best of friends and family














3.
Being happy about myself again







4.
Meeting a future new BFF and the best boss ever


5.
Being able to wake up here




BRING IT ONNNNNNNNNNN 2011




btw happy birthday to me
TOYS

Wow almost an entire month since my last update.

Well where to start?


I am feeling back to normal finaly.
Work is going awesome





yes that is a PBR toothbrush and toothpaste



My best friend's birthday is this Sat night and we are having an amazing spandex party






other than that this is what I have been doing

sleeping with aligators


putting women in my shirt

hanging out with kitties


drinking
and passing out
in other people's beds


they said I look cute and innocent when i sleep
hahaha

when awake I party like a rockstar


ook well that is all for now



I am going to go watch some friskey dingo


yeah you heard me right best cartoon ever


Random archive photo



xoxoxo

cheers for beers
JO

Last night was beautiful.

I danced till my feet almost feel off.
I haven''t felt so good about anything in a long time.


AND I got my job back at The PaddyWagon
Gonzoe feel free to leave all sorts of witty comments here.





dudes!!!

I missed it so much
it was my favorite job ever. I basically get to be all crazy for like 8 hours and get paid to be a spazz I LOVE IT







seriously who gets to fight blow up dolls at work

THIS GIRL DOES

off to go see PeelanderZ tonight for the second time The first time I was working at the bar so this time I actually get to enjoy it!!!



I love my life

So I did the job interview I think it went well.
They have to do a backround check and then I get a second interview. I messed up once after I was 18 and that was when I was 21 sooooo hopefully they are cool with it. Not a felony so hopefully its cool and my record is clean after that.

In other news the cat still hates me.

I get to go dance my ass off tonight I can't wait its been at least a year.
My Best friend from back in the day is here from LA and I can't wait to maul her face.

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remember when I used to model

hahah
I have to try that again sometime soon

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on another note




NEW BRa!!!!

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yes that is pikachu behind me DONT HATE

xoxo Jo

job interview wed!!!!

hurray
keeping fingers crossed


also I have managed to catch a cold in the last week
poop





and random fact

the white cat is my cat and she officialy hates me now that im back from costa

No go on the horse farm


too far and 15 bucks a day will barely cover my gas

So we keep on trucking
I hit the pavement on Friday and Monday I do follow ups
keep your fingers crossed for me





and....

you get 1 boob



xoxo Jo

ps

feel free to leave me funny pictures I have been kinda in a slum the last couple days

tomarrow I start le job at the horse farm

I am so stoked because these don't matter




do you guys have any other ideas for job where tattoos don't matter
if so please share

pstttt
have you seen this uber hot hopeful
I want to kinda makeout with her

ok thats a lie
I definitely want to make out with her

bellebane

Today has been an amazing day
my car is practicaly on the road, I got alot of my stuff back and it looks like jerk face is returning my camera!!!


AND I think I got some part time work at a horse farm.

I couldn't be any happier
I will be outside moving around doing some good old fashioned manual labor around one of my favorite animals.

things are looking up
and for that I give you boobs


STOKED

because my last blog was depressing

so SMILE!!!

thanks everyone for the kind words

I am single
this girl isn't dealing with shit anymore

i got a black eye in jan and I said never again
well
shit happens

and guess what
never again
I am back in FLORIDA and ready to start over

fuck it