“Jezabel is SUCH a cutie. With talk of jelly wrestling, mud wrestling and corruption- you can always expect to have a good time with this girl!”

“You know in the olden days when pirate galleons would have those awesome busty figureheads carved onto the front of them to bring good fortune? Well if you added a little wooden can of cider, Jez would look exactly like them.”

“Stunningly beautiful and with an awesome personality you are just great to hang out with. You look amazing on stage, I cant wait to see you perform again! ”